Guess I’ll Go Fuck Myself

Hi hi hi! today i offer you: reddie. Yes. In the year 2025. Now that's a thought to entertain!

Guess who Watched IT, hyperfocused on it for like two days, then completely forgot and went back to thinking about batman. It was me and believe me I’m disappointed in myself.

I might be posting some Danny Phantom stuff again soon but no promises i won’t stop being interested again in another few days

he's really good at talking with adults because he understands the rules for that very clearly and knows exactly what he's supposed to do/say so all the adults in derry think he's this perfect angel child

but in reality he fights so dirty (child eddie scratches people i know he does) and talks enough shit to make a sailor blush so anyone who actually knows him sees him talking to teachers or parents and is like... what the fuck man

richie relentlessly makes fun of eddie's "talking to adults voice" it's constant, any time richie sees eddie talk to an adult he spends at least five minutes impersonating him after

eddie definitely has like this insane fucking death stare. they're hanging out at the kaspbraks for once and richie says something stupid and sonia starts going on about it and eddie's just staring directly into richie's soul over his mom's shoulder.

he doesn't even realize he's doing it it's just a very scary combination of trying not to laugh and uncontrolled fury

he's always bending his fingers in weird directions too, idk if he's double jointed or what but he'll just be sitting there bouncing his knee to hell and back and bending his fingers all wonky while he's waiting for something

Something about those yellow shirts and red shorts man

When I saw that one of nicks Paris outfits was a yellow-ish shirt and red shorts??, I love my emotional support queers

It’s just some bros and their dog named bagel

So a few months after his divorce Eddie, business hair turning into bird hair, after a brief breakdown because he fell asleep on a pool chair, he is living his full Californian life with his boyfriend Richie Tozier who can’t believe how lucky he has it