patron saint of switchblade fights

“when i was little” brother you are 5’3. so you must mean yesterday. or five minutes ago.

“i'll be there shortly” yeah. we know.

You understand that the point of writing papers isn’t just to have a paper with words on it, right? You understand that the entire point is to do the mental work necessary to put your learning into organized words, such that you actually learn it? And that if you outsource that to AI you are not learning?

christopher nolan shakespeare would be like “our much ado has been about nothing”

cds 💿 are so cool its literally a cirlcle 🔵 that has music 🎶 in its heart......

it should be illegal for things in drawers to accumulate dust. you were IN the drawer WHAT is your problem

it should be illegal for things in drawers to accumulate dust. you were IN the drawer WHAT is your problem

Male loneliness this, male loneliness that. Have they tried lobotomies? Tranquilizers? Being fingered by medical professionals? Tearing the yellow wallpaper off the walls of the attic room where your husband keeps you locked up?