Ribbon's G/t Sideblog

All shot using real figures a borrowed coaster in the shape of a button and a bit of knitting (not mine)

He usually hides in Ran's bag, but other expert hiding places include:

Several coat pockets

An empty tissue box

An old shoe

Behind some books

ugh this human i’m living with is torturing me, they keep leaving fresh cut strawberries RIGHT outside the wall entrance on the countertop

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the strawberries are right there. i could just grab a slice and be back in the wall before they even knew what happened

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fuck it. i’m getting a strawberry

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Good luck, op! Be careful!

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hell yessss get that strawberry!!!! 🍓

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hey, op it’s been a few hours is there an update?

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guys it’s been a couple days i think that human fucking killed them

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RIP error hopefully you got to try those strawberries before you were caught 🙏

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hey all! still alive! sorry for disappearing, the human is actually really nice! it just gave me the strawberry slices. like obviously we should keep being wary of humans, but this one is super chill

and yes, they tasted amazing 🤤

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you fucked the human didn’t you

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of course not??? you think i don’t have an ounce of respect for my species?? you think i’d disgrace all borrowerkind by letting myself be manhandled and degraded into some toy for a giants pleasure??? it shared its food with me and we talked for awhile, as equals, and then we parted ways as friends. that’s it. god there are some freaks on this site

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This is specifically with borrowers, because imagine this.

A borrower has lived in this same human's house for years now. Over time, they've stopped seeing the human as a human and have started seeing them as just another dangerous obstacle to avoid in their life full of dangerous obstacles.

The human's voice is just a cacophony of loud noises that the borrower doesn't bother to differentiate from the droning of the TV or the humming of the kitchen appliances, unless it could be useful information for them.

The human's footsteps are just a warning signal for the borrower to flee before the big dangerous thing finds them. Either that, or they're an inconvenient earthquake that shakes the walls they're in.

Everything the human does is just another piece of information for the borrower to determine how to borrow today. The human cries? Good. They're occupied. The human coops themselves up in their room? Good. That means they won't come out while the borrower is borrowing. The human gets into an argument with another human or, god forbid, a physical fight? The borrower just knows now is not a safe time to come out. They don't care if their human is safe.

g/t july day 30: starcrossed