Running solely on caffeine

are ya talkin bout like if i were a human or somethin

i dunno i dont think itd be anythin special

> No leaving the manor, and something fun? Itchy’s plans are always fun. But is it gonna get you into even more trouble? You frown, pondering a few long moments before shrugging. Fuck it, you’re already grounded.

-Alright, why not. And because I felt like it, gotta change it up sometimes, right?-

> You normally hate suits, and yet here you are. Never wanting to leave the suit again. Wack.

“Riiight. Okay so like, I wanna put a few a these under Seven’s chair so that when he sits on it, they go off and spray ‘im, maybe a couple in his closet, who knows.”

> You take a can out of your deck and toss it to Seb.

> You’re trying to clean your room- good god, how did it get to be such a mess? no wonder Snow is always hounding you to tidy up- when someone interrupts. Really, it’s just a knock, but you were actually focused and getting things done, it was kind of a miracle.

> Ah, well. You can finish later, probably. Maybe it’ll convince Snow to let you have your lighters back. You open the door, relieved it’s Itchy and not someone here to get you in more trouble.

-When am I not in here? I think I’ve been in this room for the last two days.-

> Being grounded sucked.

> Shit, you forgot about the sign language. Okay, you take a moment to decode what he’s saying, then roll your eyes.

“Yeah, Eight’s a real stick in the mud. But guess what? I got somethin’ that doesn’t need any manor-leavin’ and also why are you in a suit.”

Nevermind. You'77 know when I see you.

ominous

> Alright, so you’ve got the cans of fake snow, and you’ve got a few ideas. You’re partially waiting on what Crowbar is going to say what he thinks you’re going to do so you can do that, too, but the few plans you have will suffice.

> You could also use a partner in crime for this one, considering the number of cans you have, and you know exactly who to go to.

“Yo kid, you there?”

Fine. You know what I’m imagining?

Don’t fucking give me that. 7ast time I gave you a “what do you think I’m gonna do” you actua77y did what I to7d you, turning it into some nightmare prophecy.

Multiple visions are going through my mind, and all of them are giving me aneurysms.

No.

I mean, it’s boring as all hell, so I don’t think I should find it so good. 

Not much is up, though. How about yourself?

id say not almost dyin on a regular basis is pretty great but you do you

Droogs get around, my man.

Luckily for you I’m not even affiliated with mafia shit so hello 

good for you for not getting stuck in this racket

why the fuck are there so many dds