um, what the heck

Sorry kitten, we're not supporting discord's policies, instead of nitro why don't you just PayPal me $20,000.

Olives and feta cheese got me actin foolish. Some kind of pickled vegetable too? Yup, I'm #hard.

If picking your scabs is bad why did god grace us with fingernails.

Yes, unwrap the plastic from your stickers. Aren't you excited? Now, which sticker will you pick? So many to choose, you're so cute when you're overwhelmed. Aah, finally picked one did you? That's a fantastic sticker, you're doing amazing, kitten. Remember, after this, there's no going back, are you ready? Peel the sticker, peel it from its coated plastic sheet. Do you feel that? The intensity, the tension? Look at you, can't decide where to put it? Oh~ poor kitten, let me help you. I think you should put it... here. Oh? You want to put it there? I'm so proud of you, good job kitten. Now just press it into place, aaaaah~ a perfect fit. You did so well, it's perfect, kitten.

What if instead of "periods" they were called "vagina 9/11"

When I'm talking about food just know there's sexual undertones

What's up my deplorable little slimy fuckwads (affectionate)

One of these days I will finally shed my ill-fitting skin and become exactly the same but purple.

Some advice, a falling knife can be caught just catch it from the handle, duh.

they call me post-processing the way I always processing on her post 🙂‍↕️

Remember, whenever your feet itch, all that means is that someone out there is thinking about tickling them.