*Hera teaching Ares to drive and taking Dionysus along for the ride* Hera: That's a pothole. To the left! Ares: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole* Dionysus, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth. Ares: I don't think that's how the song goes. Hera, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home. Ares: Country Roads. Dionysus: To the place. Ares and Dionysus in unison: I Belong! Hera, crying harder: What the fuck?








