i read the news today oh boy

truly did not expect to see joel dommett’s dick print on this episode of taskmaster

cuomo acting surprised and going ‘that’s not who we are’ when his base booed mamdani… fuck all the way off with that. you can’t spend an entire campaign inciting islamophobic rhetoric and fearmongering against your opponent then act surprised when your voters inevitably absorb that hatred from you.

curtis sliwa not dropping out is the funniest thing he could have done. all the more because even if all his votes went to cuomo, mamdani still wins lmfao

AP CALLED ZOHRAN MAMDANI FOR MAYOR OF NEW YORK CITY. LET’S FUCKING GO.

watching the ticker with trepidation because the logical side of me knows that the gap is bound to go down as more votes are counted, but the monkey brain in me doesn’t know the difference between mamdani’s lead being reduced by 1 point and being chased by a bear