Bou're a yittle litch

To me in 2016: if youre still on this website, fuck you but i understand

girl youre not gonna believe this

you know what’s crazy. you can do just about anything

your friends think about you, y'know? they smile and think about goofy shit you've said. they pray for you. they smell your perfume in a shop and think of you fondly. they tell anecdotes involving you to strangers and friends. they remember the way you hug or bite or high five and want to repeat it with you. they love you. i promise.

To the blackguards and terrorists saying a pizza is simply a shovel for toppings; you are dogs and you shall be dealt with.

I'm sorry but why the fuck would you only have 2-3 toppings on a pizza????? That's a waste!!!! You're barely getting any flavor and if you do it's all crust, sauce and cheese, the worst parts of a pizza!!!! You HAVE to have 5 or more or else you lose the taste to just crust, sauce, and cheese which are literally the worst and most disgusting parts of pizza. Gross

Then don't eat a fucking pizza

"oh I'd be fine if my friends/family/partners were immortal too!" I cannot stress enough how much this will not be the case

it was international jazz day and all you guys listened to was a single album??

not even close to joking when i say that everyone going "meeeee :3" in the notes needs to ask themselves why they're so much more willing to listen to jazz that isn't made by black artists