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....What’s going on? I can always bring Melody over and she’ll make you feel better. 

Videos of me, taken by my coworkers keep ending up on the internet. It’s like I’m in my own Truman Show movie. Which makes me wonder– Am I in my own Truman Show movie?

If you burst into song, or something, then you might? If Truman show was a musical.

PM: Hey, I was wondering if we can schedule a play date between Jensen and Melody? I'll message Marco and see what he thinks too.

PM: Awesome! Anything, actually. She’s easy to please and entertain. Which is great.

PARTY PARTY PARTY!

You have no idea Clara, honestly. Any time you want to bond with her, let me know. You know where we live.

I believe it! I wish I had that kind of energy again! Actually, that sounds fun; maybe I’ll have to sometime. Very true. How have you been otherwise?

$15 for adults, $10 for students and seniors, $5 for kids.

So $20 bucks all together? Alright, I’ll see what I can find around the apartment.

It’s not only kid friendly, it’s for kids. It’s A Year With Frog And Toad, you know, like the children’s book. You guys should come.

Awesome, pretty sure Melody would like that. And I think I have the book for her, how much are tickets?

I’m a pretty sociable guy. Chocolate chip is a favorite among children I do believe. So is M&M and peanut butter. Does she have any allergies?

Not to chocolate or to peanut butter,  but she’s allergic to medicines and some other food. Which Im sure won’t be in the cookies. I could tell, actually. I can always see what my schedule is like and let you know?

It’s called fatherhood, deal with it. I do it without complaint.

No shit Sherlock. That’s what Im doing  ever since she was born. 

Jensen’s six, and he’s so intuitive that it wouldn’t surprise me if he knew when I was trying to rush him into bed. Like… you two aren’t together or she’s not around at all? Did something happen? Marco and I aren’t together anymore, but he’s still kept me as a big part of J’s life. Bribes. A lot of bribes. He’s usually pretty good about it, but when it gets bad I promise something mildly sugary for breakfast the next day, or something super fun like the park. Works like… 87% of the time.

Man, I dont think I can handle that if Melody knew. I swear she’s training to be a ninja because I try to get her pjs together and boom. She’s hiding underneath the table. She’s not around at all. Hannah signed over her rights and skipped town before Mels and I got here. Tried to track her down, to see why she signed over her rights but. I figured it was a waste of time.So, Jensen is lucky that he has you two in his life.   So Melody is going to be a sugar addict by the age of seven? Great.