I am on the worst websites imaginable trying to acquire images that suck

me if i was lobsta 🦞 monday

yo im 4 year old rapper. my names napkin. and i just got sign, to pickles records

I don't even like blasting my ray gun anymore. I don't like flying my UFO around anymore

don't say that

I don't even like invading planets

i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

you get it. you get the themes. i dont have time to do it justice. just look at it its on the ceiling

these exchanges and this fiddling about for the collective to appreciate in passing is, to me, true artistic spirit. I don't know what the past was truly like to live, but in my heart i know that humans have always been... like this

Look what they took from us 😭

I am drooling

This gets me more excited than anything smart refrigerators can offer. I want to learn refrigerator repair just so I can buy one and maintain it for all eternity.

equip green onion for +50 yummy ness

*open mouth kissing little Caesar with my hand up his toga*

He quivers and stumbles on his own words, “Pizza, p-pizza”