i’m burning the candle at ends you’ve never heard of

let me tell u something faggot to faggot

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked

everyone's all about queer subtext until it's aromantic or asexual

Carrie is a great reminder of how it is morally correct for fat teenage girls to get to kill whoever they want

heh nice try, I couldn't "abuse" substances because of an innate innocence afforded to me by my coercive gender assignment at birth

Murder of Rodger Ackeroyd bodies Murder on the Orient Express.

the worst part about ocd and ocd-like tendencies is that you think hyper-analyzing your thoughts and constantly psychoanalyzing yourself will fix you but that's actually part of the disorder. it's the disorder. disordering.

they’ll never find one bigger than me

you put some body fat on that middle aged man right now or so help me god

nobody tears through library books quite as fast as a 12 yr old girl with no friends

how can I be hungry I just ate 200 years ago