(mob boss voice) What's the matter? Ain't you never seen a skald before? This here guy composes verse to record our, like, magnificent deeds an' shit. (LOUDER) Ey Bragi! Gimme one of those fuckin eddas again!
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Peter Solarz
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Three Goblin Art
trying on a metaphor
taylor price
$LAYYYTER

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hello vonnie
d e v o n
KIROKAZE
todays bird

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Pebble and sea glass paintings!
Sometimes I see art and think to myself "You know, that was an excellent use of that person's time." and nod sagely.
Yo my Discworld people, how to you parse it in your head when Throat Dibbler's name is shortened to CMOT Dibbler?
How do you sound CMOT?
see-mot
k'mot
C-M-O-T
I say the whole thing, Cut-Me-Own-Throat
I just shorten to Throat like it's sometimes written
I don't because of reasons like nonphonetic reading
the name is handled differently in the language I read in (do share)
other (please share)
I'd show the results but that's cutting me own throat
if you were a fictional character would you get absolutely misinterpreted? like babied, attached to a stereotype etc
yes
ABSOLUTELY YES
i already am hella misinterpreted 😭
not really
no
results
A poster with a quote from Discworld
Постер с цитатой из плоского мира

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okay let's make another cake 🎂🎂
butter
sugar
eggs
flour
milk
baking powder
vanilla extract
please, dear audience, fill this out. for science
the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child
exclusionist can fuck off
I am loving the:
Bi-pan solidarity
Lesbian-ace solidarity
And the
NB-trans solidarity!
Anyway, pansexuality is both biphobic and transphobic, thus pan people don't belong in the LGBT community.
Asexuals aren't inherently LGBT and don't belong, either (unless they also happen to experience same-sex attraction or gender dysphoria). Some aces are also pretty homophobic.
As for nonbinaries...well, I'm nb-neutral, but I do find it odd how no one identified as nonbinary before it was cool.
Someone should remake that image, but with @the-rains-of-castamere's new user.
Anyone who says stuff like the-based-brit did is just trying to tear the community apart because we're weaker when we're separate groups.
We are stronger as a united front!
A rising tide lifts all ships, and rights for one are rights for everyone!
A rising tide lifts
all ships, and rights for one are
rights for everyone!
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I'm so tired and I really fucking hurt
“villain attempts to go back in time to kill superman as a small child, gets shot in the face by ma kent, who buries him behind the barn with the others” would probably have niche appeal as a comic but i don’t care, i want it
The first time a man from the future showed up at Martha Kent’s house, Clark Kent was two years old.
According to his birth certificate, anyway. She just kind of accepted that the details were a little fudged. Relativity, and all.
Maybe the stranger would have succeeded in whatever it was he wanted to do, except that he really did just show up. Appeared, like a ghost made flesh, right in the backyard. Clark, thank goodness, was out in the fields with Jonathan. He couldn’t bear to be alone, that boy, and they could never bear to leave him.
Which left Martha free to shoot the ghostly intruder in the face.
Martha had not always considered herself a shoot first, ask questions later sort of a person. But that was before she found a baby in a spaceship where her corn was supposed to be.
They’d switch off, Jonathan and her, who got Clark and who got the shotgun. Martha got the shotgun more often than not. Guns made her husband uncomfortable. She was hardly a fan, but she’d always been a terrible pacifist. Too determined to defend herself.
The sight of all that blood and brain and bone was still nauseating. She compartmentalized, told herself it was no different from slaughtering a cow; didn’t think about riot gear or tear gas or the friends she’d lost or all the things she’d moved away from when her heart couldn’t take it any longer. This was different. This was her son.
She prodded the corpse with her foot. It remained a corpse. A real nasty looking corpse, all big and burly and holding a gun much too large. She didn’t like making assumptions based on appearances, but she didn’t imagine he’d been coming for anything nice. She bent down to search his pockets, found a metal wallet and flipped it open.
Born 2018.
Well, hell. Wasn’t that just a kick in the pants?
Probably she ought to have been a bit more unsettled than she was. But she’d been waiting two years for someone to show up on her doorstep, men in black or UFOs or something. Hell, she’d half expected her sweet little boy to hatch into something worse.
Just because she brought home space babies didn’t mean she was a damn fool.
Jonathan had rejoined her in long strides, was holding Clark in such a way that he couldn’t see the corpse on the ground. “Well, shit,” he said.
“Eyup,” Martha agreed.
“Don’t look government.”
“Nope.”
“We burying him?”
“I’ll bury him,” Martha said, standing up. “You get Clark inside and read him a book or something. I don’t want him seeing any of this, getting him messed up in the head.”
“You sure? Looks heavy.”
“That’s why we have a wheelbarrow. I’ll stick him out behind the barn, might as well keep all our secrets in one place.”
Martha had a long time to think as she dug a time traveler’s grave. There were a lot of reasons someone might travel back in time trying to kill her kid. The first was her instinct as a mother, which was: he was a fucking asshole. Who killed a kid? Fucking assholes, that was who.
Now, it was also possible that her sweet little boy grew up to be some kind of space Hitler. She didn’t think she’d raise that kind of a kid, but she didn’t suppose there was any parent who set out to raise a Hitler.
Still didn’t sit right with her. She didn’t much like the idea of killing baby Hitler, either.
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What category is your last name?
Son of some guy ("Johnson", "O'Brien", etc)
Job ("Smith", "Miller", etc)
Place/town ("Hill", "del Valle", etc)
Nickname/attribute ("Short", "Goodman", etc)
Hyphenated/multiple of the above
Other (describe in the tags!)
Unsure/results
You can teleport! How does it look?
Puff of smoke
Leaving someone's sight and suddenly you are gone
Fading out of existence
PowerPoint animation
Transforming into a flock of crows
Portal
A trapdoor that isn't there when someone checks
Exploding into confetti
Popping out of existence with no fanfare
Shooting yourself out of a cannon
The Secret Option (tell me)
i don't even want to teleport
Suddenly hugely and terribly disregulated holy shit where has that come from???
do you paint your nails?
yes
no
mostly yes
mostly no
results
whenever you are cutting open a too-enthusiastically sealed package or slicing a reluctant tomato be always aware that whatever sharp implement you are using thirsts endlessly for your flesh and no matter where you've placed your hand, if you slip for just a moment, the point will FIND YOU

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I'm doing this beautiful poll again <3
What's your favorite body hair on yourself?
armpits
belly
back
thighs
lower legs
arms
ass
bush
chest
toes or knuckles
something else! (NOT eyebrows, eyelashes or on top of your head)
Do you often drink tap water?
(idc if its unfiltered where you live, no nuance >:) /silly)
Do you often drink tap water?
Yes
No