RexUNCHAINED!

Dude you gotta help me find a way out of this, the board is running some new theme changes, and after the incident, of course they’re going to the wish pig to fire me, stupid cow. I hope I get an EXTENDED leave instead, but looks like most people are getting sent this recent audio file, I left a comment but it was ignored.

some guys invaded the offices, fuckin place got trashed and i’m so pissed, but they ain’t know the shit we be pulling on christmas lmaooo

My new cult leader <3

so basically, they hire you to scam people, but like, you get paid for it and holy shit i’m loving it. i’m raking in that dough by basically doing nothing, there’s a mcdonalds there too, but like, right next to office HQ. and all i gotta do is get some people to shut up, keep selling this weird green slime substance and i’m paid in motherfucking diamonds damnnn

might be gay with my new co-worker can’t tell

just got bailed out by this very nice man made me a job offer i couldn’t refuse! (namely because i would go to jail otherwise!)

felt cute might delete later

are you serious right now

dropped me off at a nearby island, bout to build meself a house and those irs fuckers can’t catch me hahahahaha

SUCK MY DICK IRS JUST FOUND SOMEONE ON CRAIGSLIST I’M FUCKIN OUT HAHA 

IRS just went knockin at my door, i got the hell out of there ASAP man but I’m scared as hell someone’s gotta help me I can’t go to jail please someones gotta help me

just got fired, apparently tax fraud is it “””legal””” fuck 2020 man

self published novel still selling great!! just don’t tell nintendo about the tax fraud ;)

decade long glow up, i’m gonna absolutely kill it in 2020 let’s go!!