Rex The Man

@rexothemano

"Name's Rex! Might I interest you in a MEGA BLUNT?"

318 posts

"Hey you! Want a hit of the MEGA BLUNT?"

This is Rex. He is a silly little guy that just wants to get people high and LOVES his two countries of America and Mexico. He will constantly also copy the abilities of various characters from different pieces of media, but mainly uses the nanomachines of Senator Armstrong.

FACTS:

(Both my pronouns and Rex's pronouns as He/Him)

(He is Mexican-American)

(He is autistic just like me frfr)

(He has a fear of women but only when he believes they are interested in him romantically or actually say they are interested (Also called Philophobia))

(He DESPISES (Most) British people)

(He is always ready to help you as long as he gets something out of it or likes you but will do it out of kindness most of the time)

(And now, for the talkie talk stuff!)

This is Rex speaking

This is Rex whispering

This is Rex YELLING

This is Rex thinking

(And this mod Gavin)

((I know, I said my real name absolutely shocking and bewildering))

Rules:

(Anon Magic is allowed but for a reasonable amount of asks)

(Don't get angry with me for not responding I have a life outside)

(No NSFW pretty please 🙏)

(Besides that, have fun y'all!)

#GOD BLESS AMERICA #RAAAHHHH #ROLEPLAY BLOG

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

coffee-or-hot-cocoa

i need all the help i can get for finals

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like.

So you know.

This might be the real one, y’all.

what the hell? i could use some luck *hits reblog*

i-love-you-beautiful

You know what I could use some luck

(Man I want some good luck)

Hey Rexy wanna be head of security at my sister's wedding-? You get to boss around some dudes my buddy Smith Anon made and beat up any Evil Anons you find-

It would be my pleasure! And I assume you don't want a hit of the MEGA BLUNT as of right now? *Casually sipping a glass of mysterious red white and blue liquid*

minnesotamedic186

No I don't want your Mega Blunt and I never will-

Fine.. 😔 Alexa play 500 hours of the world's smallest violin/sad SpongeBob music.. *I summon a chair and sit away from you, a small rain cloud forming above me*

minnesotamedic186

Oh come on you should know not everyone likes to smoke

But it doesn't have any nicotine and unhealthy stuff, if that changes your mind- *The tiny rain cloud zaps me with lightning as I immediately swat it out of orbit* GAH THAT STUNG A BIT!

minnesotamedic186

Oh my-

*I look back to Rexo*

Well I personally vowed to never get intoxicated. You never know what might happen

Eh, that's fair.. I mean my MEGA BLUNT most of the time either just gives you courage to do things you're afraid to do or makes you very charismatic and romantic. Never seen anyone do something they would exactly regret under it.

minnesotamedic186

Huh, never knew that before

Well, I'm going to go to business things and sail pirate ships filled with gorillas that know how to use swords and revolvers. See you later, Medic! *I pull out a phone and place a dirt bike, riding off into the distance*

minnesotamedic186

... I have the weirdest friends-

*I suddenly turn around and ride back over* I forgot some things. *I quickly eat my chair and my speaker, as I continue resume riding off into the distance*

Hey Rexy wanna be head of security at my sister's wedding-? You get to boss around some dudes my buddy Smith Anon made and beat up any Evil Anons you find-

It would be my pleasure! And I assume you don't want a hit of the MEGA BLUNT as of right now? *Casually sipping a glass of mysterious red white and blue liquid*

minnesotamedic186

No I don't want your Mega Blunt and I never will-

Fine.. 😔 Alexa play 500 hours of the world's smallest violin/sad SpongeBob music.. *I summon a chair and sit away from you, a small rain cloud forming above me*

minnesotamedic186

Oh come on you should know not everyone likes to smoke

But it doesn't have any nicotine and unhealthy stuff, if that changes your mind- *The tiny rain cloud zaps me with lightning as I immediately swat it out of orbit* GAH THAT STUNG A BIT!

minnesotamedic186

Oh my-

*I look back to Rexo*

Well I personally vowed to never get intoxicated. You never know what might happen

Eh, that's fair.. I mean my MEGA BLUNT most of the time either just gives you courage to do things you're afraid to do or makes you very charismatic and romantic. Never seen anyone do something they would exactly regret under it.

minnesotamedic186

Huh, never knew that before

Well, I'm going to go to business things and sail pirate ships filled with gorillas that know how to use swords and revolvers. See you later, Medic! *I pull out a phone and place a dirt bike, riding off into the distance*

Hey Rexy wanna be head of security at my sister's wedding-? You get to boss around some dudes my buddy Smith Anon made and beat up any Evil Anons you find-

It would be my pleasure! And I assume you don't want a hit of the MEGA BLUNT as of right now? *Casually sipping a glass of mysterious red white and blue liquid*

minnesotamedic186

No I don't want your Mega Blunt and I never will-

Fine.. 😔 Alexa play 500 hours of the world's smallest violin/sad SpongeBob music.. *I summon a chair and sit away from you, a small rain cloud forming above me*

minnesotamedic186

Oh come on you should know not everyone likes to smoke

But it doesn't have any nicotine and unhealthy stuff, if that changes your mind- *The tiny rain cloud zaps me with lightning as I immediately swat it out of orbit* GAH THAT STUNG A BIT!

minnesotamedic186

Oh my-

*I look back to Rexo*

Well I personally vowed to never get intoxicated. You never know what might happen

Eh, that's fair.. I mean my MEGA BLUNT most of the time either just gives you courage to do things you're afraid to do or makes you very charismatic and romantic. Never seen anyone do something they would exactly regret under it.

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Hey Rexy wanna be head of security at my sister's wedding-? You get to boss around some dudes my buddy Smith Anon made and beat up any Evil Anons you find-

It would be my pleasure! And I assume you don't want a hit of the MEGA BLUNT as of right now? *Casually sipping a glass of mysterious red white and blue liquid*

minnesotamedic186

No I don't want your Mega Blunt and I never will-

Fine.. 😔 Alexa play 500 hours of the world's smallest violin/sad SpongeBob music.. *I summon a chair and sit away from you, a small rain cloud forming above me*

minnesotamedic186

Oh come on you should know not everyone likes to smoke

But it doesn't have any nicotine and unhealthy stuff, if that changes your mind- *The tiny rain cloud zaps me with lightning as I immediately swat it out of orbit* GAH THAT STUNG A BIT!

Hey Rexy wanna be head of security at my sister's wedding-? You get to boss around some dudes my buddy Smith Anon made and beat up any Evil Anons you find-

It would be my pleasure! And I assume you don't want a hit of the MEGA BLUNT as of right now? *Casually sipping a glass of mysterious red white and blue liquid*

minnesotamedic186

No I don't want your Mega Blunt and I never will-

Fine.. 😔 Alexa play 500 hours of the world's smallest violin/sad SpongeBob music.. *I summon a chair and sit away from you, a small rain cloud forming above me*

Hey Rexy wanna be head of security at my sister's wedding-? You get to boss around some dudes my buddy Smith Anon made and beat up any Evil Anons you find-

It would be my pleasure! And I assume you don't want a hit of the MEGA BLUNT as of right now? *Casually sipping a glass of mysterious red white and blue liquid*

* throws guitar and amp at you *

*Looks at you like this as guitar and amp shatter upon impact*

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*gives her a ball of yarn*

"....."

*she takes it before looking around, making sure no one was watching before playing with it like an actual cat*

Ma'am that's for a very important art project.. I.. I'm gonna need that back.. *Watching her like 😳*

oreolovingmathteacherdeactivated

*She starts actually purring, bapping the yarn around with her hand*

"^^"

Ma'am.. Miss.. I need that. *I crouch down and watch you be the number one yarn bapper* Please? Please just hand it over?

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*gives her a ball of yarn*

"....."

*she takes it before looking around, making sure no one was watching before playing with it like an actual cat*

Ma'am that's for a very important art project.. I.. I'm gonna need that back.. *Watching her like 😳*

Hey Rexo, have you met my sister yet?

*I think for a moment* Uhh.. No I have not. That a good thing or bad thing?

minnesotamedic186

You wanna meet her?

Sure, why not.

minnesotamedic186

*Time for Rexo The Mano to meet @artsy-anon*

*Smoking my MEGA BLUNT and waiting*

minnesotamedic186

Can you not smoke that-?

*I knock on Artsy's door*

(@artsy-anon)

*Artsy opens the door before smiling*

Sis!

*She hugs Medic as her tails wag happily*

minnesotamedic186

Hey Artsy-!

*I hug Artsy back*

(@rexothemano)

Hello there! *I offer my hand for a handshake towards Artsy*

*Artsy pulls away from the hug to shake Rexo's hand enthusiastically*

Hello to you too!

What's your name?

@minnesotamedic186

Name's Rex, Rexo. Either one works. *I smile a bit and shake your hand enthusiastically*

( @minnesotamedic186 )

Whatever works, Rexo!

*Artsy turns to Medic*

So, want to come inside?

@minnesotamedic186

minnesotamedic186

Yeah sure

(@rexothemano there's gotta be an order here my guy-/lh)

Sure.

( @artsy-anon my bad dude )

Hey Rexo, have you met my sister yet?

*I think for a moment* Uhh.. No I have not. That a good thing or bad thing?

minnesotamedic186

You wanna meet her?

Sure, why not.

minnesotamedic186

*Time for Rexo The Mano to meet @artsy-anon*

*Smoking my MEGA BLUNT and waiting*

minnesotamedic186

Can you not smoke that-?

*I knock on Artsy's door*

(@artsy-anon)

*Artsy opens the door before smiling*

Sis!

*She hugs Medic as her tails wag happily*

minnesotamedic186

Hey Artsy-!

*I hug Artsy back*

(@rexothemano)

Hello there! *I offer my hand for a handshake towards Artsy*

*Artsy pulls away from the hug to shake Rexo's hand enthusiastically*

Hello to you too!

What's your name?

@minnesotamedic186

Name's Rex, Rexo. Either one works. *I smile a bit and shake your hand enthusiastically*

( @minnesotamedic186 )

Hey Rexo, have you met my sister yet?

*I think for a moment* Uhh.. No I have not. That a good thing or bad thing?

minnesotamedic186

You wanna meet her?

Sure, why not.

minnesotamedic186

*Time for Rexo The Mano to meet @artsy-anon*

*Smoking my MEGA BLUNT and waiting*

minnesotamedic186

Can you not smoke that-?

*I knock on Artsy's door*

(@artsy-anon)

*Artsy opens the door before smiling*

Sis!

*She hugs Medic as her tails wag happily*

minnesotamedic186

Hey Artsy-!

*I hug Artsy back*

(@rexothemano)

Hello there! *I offer my hand for a handshake towards Artsy*

Hey Rexo, have you met my sister yet?

*I think for a moment* Uhh.. No I have not. That a good thing or bad thing?

minnesotamedic186

You wanna meet her?

Sure, why not.

minnesotamedic186

*Time for Rexo The Mano to meet @artsy-anon*

*Smoking my MEGA BLUNT and waiting*

minnesotamedic186

Can you not smoke that-?

*I knock on Artsy's door*

(@artsy-anon)

*I whine a bit* Okay fine.. :[ *Casually stuffing a lit 2 foot long green glowing MEGA BLUNT into my pocket as it just disappears*

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Hey Rexo, have you met my sister yet?

*I think for a moment* Uhh.. No I have not. That a good thing or bad thing?

minnesotamedic186

You wanna meet her?

Sure, why not.

minnesotamedic186

*Time for Rexo The Mano to meet @artsy-anon*

*Smoking my MEGA BLUNT and waiting*

Hey Rexo, have you met my sister yet?

*I think for a moment* Uhh.. No I have not. That a good thing or bad thing?

minnesotamedic186

You wanna meet her?

Sure, why not.

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