welcome to my fucked up diary

I’ve seen middle aged comedians on national tv sincerely say “I love you” to their friends with no jokes attached. Nature is so slow to heal but it is possible, I tell you. We have planted trees and seen them survive.

we don’t talk enough about hollanov’s “come here” “no you come here” “no you come here” like that is some seriously sappy “you hang up the phone first” “no YOU hang up the phone first” “no you—“ type shit. WHAT’S WRONG WITH THEM

This was how we were alerted to ICE attempting to gain access to our apartment building. This 100% works.

i do think it’s interesting how people generally seem more inclined to refer to ICE as nazis rather than modern day runaway slave catchers. bc that’s what it feels most reminiscent to me of. ofc the two are intrinsically linked given that the US inspired nazi germany which inspired the US again and so on and so forth. but still idk slave catcher feels more accurate to me.

• EAT THE RICH

i dont want a childproofed internet i am almost 30 fucking years old. give your kid an internet safety talk and stop making it the problem of every adult on the planet every time some cryptkeeper legislator gets the brilliant idea (via conservative lobbying) to push through yet another bill gutting our access to free expression + increasing the powers of the surveillance state + lining the pockets of Big Data in the name of Protecting The Kids they wont even feed. this shit is exhausting i can’t believe we’re going to be fighting about it for the rest of my life

2026 being the ten year anniversary of 2016 ace discourse means that everyone needs to get incredibly asexual this year. as reparations

many of you in the notes saying “on it boss”. i’m starting to think you guys were already asexual…

*walks into american followers bedrooms* *in gentle voice* hows it going champ

being so fr when I say that transmisogyny has put feminism back like 50 years

what i thought we had distanced ourselves from was the reduction of women to vaginas and wombs and the ability to bear children. i thought we had progressed past ‘dresses are for women and pants are for men.’ i thought we progressed past the idea that someone is less of a woman if she does not adhere strictly to beauty standards. i thought we progressed past the idea that naturally being comfortable adhering to highly feminine standards is vulgar. but i (sarcastically) guess no one could have predicted that trans-exclusive feminism would be the downfall of all the progress we’ve made

BOYS NIGHT, 15th March, Senate! bring your own booze! remember what happens in the senate stays in the senate ;). BOYS NIGHT BOYS NIGHT BOYS NIGHT