hair messy, lungs full and eyes sparkling

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

joy is a habit. just so u know.

can we talk about how andrew would be the perfect stereotypical dad. he’d have a reclining chair and reading glasses and he’d sit in his chair with the cat he “hates” and “didn’t want” on his lap. he’d have the dad stance and probably shake chex mix in his hand before eating it

Andrew opening Neil’s granola bar

sometimes i think about how neil probably went days without speaking to another human being before becoming a guy who literally couldn't keep his mouth shut if his life depended on it in contrast to an andrew who literally couldn't shut up bcus of the meds before returning to his normal state of 'i speak to 3 people and one of them is my therapist' and its just like wow. andreil.

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels