It’s true and you should say it.

T R I P L E K I L L

Wouldn’t that be unfortunate?

I’m not saying it’s right, but I understand (x)

Oooops…

ah fuck

came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat

You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink. Your final grade in Equestrian Mind Control is a C.

my proposal: “there are plenty of other fish to sleep with” = next person you fuck will kill you

im not trying to sound rude in saying this but i have had 5 people with completely empty blogs follow me in the last hour or so and like im sure that makes sense on instagram or something but here it just makes you look like a bot account here and people will block you under that assumption. go reblog a post you like. go reblog an image of a snail

epic chicken prank