Rev

my favorite type of low bar horny tumblr guy is the kind that interacts with my whole page and not just my body. like yeah i can see the absolutely feral desire to tell me you wanna slide your dick between my tits but you send me an ask about like, my favorite shade of blue because it gets you hard to know me better and as more than a mere sex object. i appreciate you, horny man. your bare minimum effort is lovelier than u know

you have gross perverted thoughts about me?? that's so sweet

Reblog to disrespectfully fuck a mutual 🥰 (or the person you reblogged from… 👀)

How soon after making a new tumblr is too soon to post about having a piss kink???

I am thinking about… piss

thank you to weird girls for being online

10/10 would bang. But also: 10/10 would care for you 10/10 would tuck you in 10/10 would cuddle 10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay 10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning

they should let me listen to music while looking out the window of a train for my entire life

The earthy smell of rain is one of the most divine scents I’ve ever beheld.

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges