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{ I kinda wanna kill off Keef buuuut I did that with my last muse so it's probably not a good idea }

#;out of rainbows

Gettin' real fucking tired of one-sided friendships...

#;thoughts

{ I think I'll start replying later because I'm still excited about making my Sollux blog soooo I'll be workin' on it, buh bye <3 }

#;out of rainbows

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New Positions || Closed RP

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You seem a bit relieved actually when Dib explains this to you, and with a sigh you fold your arms, “Well good. I don’t feel ashen for either one of you anyways. So it would be a horrible waste of time. And thank god you two don’t hate each other. I’ve seen way too many movies where relationships like this just flew right out the fucking window because someone fought with the other one too many times.”

It was true.. You were a romantic comedy nut. But you did like your occasional drama chick-flicks as well..

And it’s a shame that even with all these situations you’ve seen. You still aren’t as good with relationship advice as you want to be.

"Well I don’t know if there’s an ‘agenda’ per-say.. My initial goal though was to force you both to worship Will Smith with me and cuddle me and just watch movies until we fell asleep.. But I mean, if that’s too boring for you guys I’m sure there’s a lot of other things we could find to do."

You really didn’t mean for that last part to give off sexual implications. But the way it came out, it was almost hard to even think about it being anything else.

returnofkeef

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It surprises you to no end to actually hear from Dib that he doesn't hate you. Come to think of it, there isn't really a reason for you to think such a thing, so it's probably just guilt that makes you feel that, at times, you aren't really worthy of him.

So you just smile as he speaks, letting out a dreamy sigh, because damn- this could really work out. In more than one way.

And from what Karkat said, he's probably thinking the same thing, and it makes you blush so hard you feel your entire face heat up because the thoughts won't stop coming, every mental image more sexual than the last.

"W-Will Smith ain't that bad. We could start doing that and then see if we feel like doing, uh, something else." Okay, that was embarrasing. Not the stutter, but the obvious sexual implication in your words.

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#rp #ic #cancerously-plagued #diminishingvindication #{ BABIES I HAVE RETURNED }

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GUESS WHO'S BACK

PLEASE tell me if I owe you a reply!

#;out of rainbows

GHHH

Im in my dads house right now and i only have wifi on my phone soo ill reply when im back My kik is parashayt if anyone wants to. Add me

#;out of rainbows #tumblr app is absolute shit

Alright, so, tomorrow it's my dad's wedding. It's almost funny because he got divorced from my mom two years ago and one would think he'd rather stay alone from then on but nope he's 82 and still in the game B)

I'll only be able to reply tonight, and then when I come back on sunday night >: soooo be patient with me? ;u; <3

#;out of rainbows

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That moment when you feel something so deeply you have to say it in your first language.

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!!!!!!!!!!

no sé por qué pero me emocionó un poco tu comentario?? me encanta saber que estoy haciendo bien las cosas y que gracias a ese post he podido educar a miles de personas con lo que está pasando en mexico ;U; eres muy dulce friend, sigue siendo asi u//w//u <3333

#;out of rainbows #{ also puedes referirte a mi como patchy uwu es mi apodo de internet (?) }#<3 #im really really ha ppyyyy hhhhh ;/////////;

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Please don't forget the 43 mexico students

read about it here, here and here in case you don’t know about it

just please, don’t let them be forgotten.

#I MADE THIS POST A FEW DAYS AGO AND LOOK AT THE NOTES #GUYS I LOVE ALL OF YOU SO MUCH #THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOUUUU #;out of rainbows

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"It's cold outside, Tako!~"

The Irken-in-disguise, sitting at the base of her barren tree, blushed slightly as the redhead stood next to her and put a soft warm blanket around her. “Wow.. thanks Keef..” It had been cold, and she had inadequate dumpster clothing on, so this was a thoughtful gift; she admired it.

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Tak almost laughed at his offer, such the thought that he even gave her that option. Could humans really be this kind? She took another glance at her hovel; oh what a wreck it was. This could be a chance to have a better start: fresh food, shelter, even better clothes. There was no negative side to this suggestion, plus it was with someone she (more-than) tolerated. If anything she’d probably miss this tree, but that didn’t matter.

"Hm.. Alright." She had already ashamed herself from getting help from another human, now it was like a regular thing. She couldn’t progress in these conditions, but this "friend", as humans call it, will be an excellent companion!

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For some reason, hearing her accept the offer nearly let the child inside you break free, and it only didn't happen because over the years you gained self-control. Yet, your need to squeal was there, very present.

"Thank gosh you accepted! Well, if you said no, I was going to drag you out of there anyways." You giggle, letting out that thought you had before. "S-Sorry if it's too strange to ask but how did that happen? I mean, that you got poor..."

You understand it's none of your business, but you're curious, and since from that day on Tak would start living with you, then this wouldn't be the first time you ask if she refuses to reply now.

#rp #ic #older!keef timeline #{ yEA NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT xDDD }

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Visit Original Link

#music #{ HOLY FU CKING SHIT THIS IS SO OLD I STILL KNOW THE LYRICS TO IT }

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Visit Original Link

ME!ME!ME! - Teddyloid ft. daoko

(was unsatisfied with the cuts i found so i made my own - no guns or screams)

#music #{ dude DUUUUUUDE i love this so much and the video is just amazing nhgh }

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Steady [Closed rp with ReturnofKeef ]

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#rp #ic #young!keef timeline #nsfw #{ I CAN SEE REALLY KINKY PETPLAY HAPPENING DONTLOOKATME IM GROSS }

abetterirkeninvader

"It's cold outside, Tako!~"

The Irken-in-disguise, sitting at the base of her barren tree, blushed slightly as the redhead stood next to her and put a soft warm blanket around her. “Wow.. thanks Keef..” It had been cold, and she had inadequate dumpster clothing on, so this was a thoughtful gift; she admired it.

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"Mostly. I’m usually up in the tree, but a few of its branches have become brittle, and I don’t want any of the branches I sit on to break." She did like trees a lot, they made her feel relaxed, though not sure how to explain why; possibly the feel of nature around her.

"There’s not much of an inside to it, since about half the roof is gone and the walls don’t give much support.."

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You want to ask where are her parents, but fear it might trigger something bad for her, so you decide to simply sit on your butt and listen as she talks.

"Okay, so-" You roll over so you're sitting in front of her. "This is gonna sound hella weird but hey, wanna be my room mate? I still live with my mom so it shouldn't be too awkward." There's a sincere smile on your face, and from the bottom of your heart, you hope she accepts the offer.

If not, you're probably going to force her anyway, because there's just no way you're letting your friend live in such conditions. Plus, there's a lot of space in your room, enough for an extra mattress.

There's only one small problem, one you don't know about yet, and it's the fact that you're actually dealing with an alien. Her disguise is much better than Zim or Skoodge's, and for an airhead like you, she looks like an average pretty teenager. So, what could go wrong?

#rp #ic #older!keef timeline #{ SORRY FOR THE WAIT HHH ;///; }

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Hides face under shirt.

"I KNOW I DID B-BUT IT’S EASIER SAID THAN DONE AND I—

MEEP.”