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﹒ Actual Yandere. I'm fucked up, interact at your own risk.

I dunno, I didn't think it'd be THAT dark, there's street lights so I thought I'd be fine, but near the corner where I fell, no street lights ahah okay bye I'll spot bothering you now bye bye goodnight or goodday to you, good sir

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😱!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And a little bit more.

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Thats okay twin (　＾ω＾) RAHHH im drinking another energy also a few nights ago me and my brother went on a bike ride at night and for some reason the lights on my bike wasn't working, and I was really focused on trying to get the lights working because it was fucking dark out and then BOOM I fell into a ditch and my brother laughed at me ❤️

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Sniffs. That's better, thanks. Pats your head.

Okay, hypothetical we go back in time and instead of waiting three minutes, I just immediately pick you up and throw you(affectionately) into the tank WITH the tower

Anyways, heh.. hey, whats ur new blog [insert tiktok emoji here idfk what its called)]

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Darn, I was really hoping to see the look of utter betrayal on your face when the oatmeal cookie refused to be swallowed ಠ⁠ ⁠೧⁠ ⁠ಠ

No no, cause you can't throw me and then add affectionately!! That's still freaking mean, damn, I'm already an aging old man and you want to break me further. Just place me down gently into my majestic tank, why don't you?

Uhm how about, no! I'd rather have you flop around like a fish out of water thank you very much but dw dw after EXACTLY 3 minutes I'll put you in a tank and it'll have a tower in it

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Maybeeee, depends on whether you ate any veggies in the last few days. Otherwise, it might have been a plain oatmeal cookie, shrugs.

After exactly 3 minutes I've long since gave up and died. What a cruel little sibling ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ.

Well if you constantly abandon lil ol me than WHY should I respect you tsk tsk wait actually dont answer that you'll prolly say sum like "bc if you dont respect me I'll leave FOREVER 🤓☝️" or something 😓😓 RAAHHHHH

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Feeds you a cookie. Pats your head. Calm your cones, lil pine tree.

Im gonna chew your ankles off if I see that word again "smol" im currently bitting ur ankles off to ur knees so now you're shorter than me HAH loser ahaha lmao

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Fine, tis a socially acceptable meal I guess.

OKAY song rec, One way or another by Blondie. Its fire ong ong AND Skulls by misfits i fucking love misfits

I mean, at least you drank water if it's mostly coffee? Amazing giid bog brody

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I can't take you seriously lmaooo, reading this entire thing is hell on my eyes but gosh you're so smol I can't lwnxjqjzhqusjsj

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