bo $$ @$$ b¡tch

i lived, bitch

i laughed, bitch

i loved, bïtch

walking thru the streets late at night would be so Good and calming if I wasn’t scared of every man and car I see after 8pm

A-fucking-men

It’s not even this fucking deep lol like bisexual people by definition are attracted to two or more genders and the gender of the person they are in a relationship with doesn’t validate their bisexuality. Them telling you that they are bisexual validates it. End the stigma that a bisexual girl has to end up with a girl in order to be validated as a bisexual

rain pattering = mother nature clacking at her keyboard, vague blogging about us all

A TINY GENIUS :D

Imma start charging people for hurting my feelings $3 a minute

does anyone else constantly get the feeling that you’re running out of time?? and for no reason!! i could be lying in bed in the middle of summer vacation and my mind is like “hurry up!!! before it’s too late!!!” and i’m just like “hurry up and do what?? leave me alone wtf!!!”

grocery stores hate him! local man discovers gardening

I feel this wouldn’t necessarily give great results. Most tomatoes you buy in stores are hybrids, if they even grow, they won’t look like the ones you bought.

Also, depending on the variety, you can get sued for intellectual property violations. Yes, you can pirate a tomato.

Well when you put it that way I want to do it.

You Wouldn’t Download A Tomato…

I don’t care why, this is hysterical.

😂😂😂😂

Alphonse teaches independence and stranger danger

STRESS

me giving my pet chihuahua two kisses: chimuahmuah

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99