The Retail Shift

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

we out here spreading those Lucky Cat Vibes™®

I’m rebloggjng this because of lack of sleep, she looks like my kitten Scully and it is important to adopt not shop and support local animal shelters.

i’ve just started listening to the podcast: “the magnus archives” and the narrator is hilarious because with some of the stories he’s like “well obviously we have no real evidence to support the witness’s crazy story of a murderous clock, the fact that they were found dead with a minute hand buried in their sternum is pure coincidence i’m sure” but then some times he’s just like “it’s that fucking bug woman again”

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

Need this.

Of course

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

ENERGY

I accept this for anyone in my house! Bless one of us, please!

Man how do people work in retail for like 3 years. I admire them for that because 6 months of this has been hard enough mentally.

You just gotta get to that special mental place where u don’t give a shit. Like youll be saying to the customer “yeah im really sorry about that. I know. I understand. Im really sorry. Youre right it is ridiculous. Im sorry” but your eyes are vacant and youre thinking about street fighter combos and what songs might sound good slowed down

I have to write a research paper for one of my classes and I need to survey people. It’s like, 5ish questions and I’d really appreciate it if you could go fill it out. It takes less than a minute probably. I would love you forever and wish all good and fairy sparkles upon your life.