remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like âi hate you you hate me letâs go out and kill barneyâ
i donât remember ever doing this. you were a fucked up kid
i hate you
you hate me
letâs go out an kill barney
with a baseball bat
and a 4x4
NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR
really? Our version was more like..
i hate you
you hate me
lets go out and kill barney
with a great big gun
two bullets to the head
WOOPS LOOK AT THAT, BARNEYâS DEAD.
Ours was like:
JOY TO THE WORLD THAT BARNEYâS DEAD
WE BARBECUED HIS HEAD
DONâT WORRY âBOUT THE BODY
WE FLUSHED IT DOWN THE POTTY
AND ROUND AND ROUND IT GOES
AND ROUND AND ROUND IT GOES
AND ROUND AND ROUUUUUND AND ROUND IT GOES
I hate you,
You hate me,
Letâs get together and kill Barney,Â
With an AK-47 and a shot to the head,
Uh-oh Barneyâs dead
The one I knew was:
I hate you,Â
you hate me,Â
letâs get together and kill barney
sorry kids but Barneyâs dead,Â
we just shot him in the head
a b c d e f g
barney is my enemy
stick a rifle up his nose
pull the trigger there he goes
sorry kids barneyâs dead
here he is without a head
Youâre all fucked up
Barney: *exists*
Adolescents on the playground:
Ours was always
I hate you
You hate me
Letâs all go and kill Barney
With a gunshot BOOM
Barneyâs on the floor
no more purple dinosaur
Oh man I remember the joy to the world oneâŚdumb thing is I loved Barney as a little kid but I thought the demented renditions of those songs were hilarious



























