Brain Worms. Worms. Droppings, the Brains

It’s my birthday! Here’s hoping that i live long enough that the weight of existence manifests physically! How do you like to celebrate your birthday, tumblr?

User @ctkvi has liked one of my posts. You’re in my first Will and testaments now, you saucy babe

hey Microsoft. im using word again. just letting you know

i once drove a 3 foot long car. it had a 6 foot long tongue. it was awesome

im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.

is it the gov thats gonna make everyone take anti depressants?

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

i wonder if the cia will let me bring a kitten into the office

its like i cant even but with more profanity.

Hey, do you have Netflix? Yea, let me log on and check my account. *sits down* Ok, I have it. *sits up* Cool. Whats your name?

anyway, since i will be dead soon, the only people i care about are my fans. and none of them are here. so im gonna listen to dubstep alone