cemetery in my mind because youre dead to me

my newborn son has an ifunny birthmark

You need to stop being 19 as fast as humanly possible no matter what it takes get out of there it’s dangerous and bad for you

used to think you were my bud but i got weiser

nothing is real and then all of a sudden everything is very real with no warning

[scoffs] You couldn't PAY me to jack off to Brian Griffin! [remembers the state of the economy] Well, you could, but it would have to be a four figure amount. [remembers to be honest to myself] Three figures. [remembers not to devalue my own labor] Four figures.

hi. i’m the guy who all that blood belongs to. yeah in all the pictures of anime girls and cool ocs holding knives. it’s mine. i don’t donate it or anything. they just kill me again and again. because someone’s gotta but that’s not the part people really wanna see. it’s okay though. it’s a living

unsafe insane and nonconsensual

i like when both people in a relationship are scared of it

"is this an incest thing" we can only hope so