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And the mummy part says they get aroused if you touch their skin, because it’s like... dry? Ok? And apparently most of them leave the abdomen part of their bodies exposed. So according to this, I have reached the conclusion that... Mummies are horny for belly rubs

I really need to ask Do you think elves hatch from eggs? 

[REDACTED] And that’s how I lost an eye searching for the difference between a furry and an actual werewolf.  Please don’t make the same mistakes, it’s hard to explain this when people see me in the street with a patch in the eye like some kind of chuuni “dark age” teen