WEIRD GUY:
âi donât need hair to look attractive. Â iâm a guy with class. yaâ keep hiding under that brown bush all yaâ want, kidâ my schmoopsie poo loves me either way.â
âschmoopsie poo?â *he bursts into laughter, throwing his head back* â-----do me a favor sometime and take me to whatever planet your species comes from. i'll getcha a LATTE in return.â














