â alright, mickeyâs a mouse, donaldâs a duck, plutoâs a dog. whatâs goofy? â
â goofyâs a dog. heâs definitely a dog. â
â if i could only have one food for the rest of my life? â
â thereâs no way anybody could know that much about opera! â
â does the word âretardedâ mean anything to you? â
â i donât shut up. i grow up. and when i look at you, i throw up. â
â donât call me any of your motherâs pet names. â
â fuck writing, i donât want to be a writer. â
â god gave you something, man, all those stories you can make up. â
â kids lose everything unless thereâs someone there to look out for them. â
â this is what we got for ya, kid. try not to lose it. â
â if your parents are too fucked up to do it, then maybe i should. â
â iâm in the prime of my youth, and iâll only be young once! â
â yeah, but youâre gonna be stupid for the rest of your life. â
â how do you know if a frenchman has been in your backyard? â
â your garbage cans are empty and your dogâs pregnant. â
â didnât i just say i was french? â
â do you think iâm weird? â
â no man, seriously. am i weird? â
â so what? everyoneâs weird. â
â suck my fat one, you cheap dime store hood. â
â this isnât funny! what am i supposed to eat? â
â come on you guys. letâs get moving. â
â by the time we get there, the kid wonât even be dead anymore. â
â you four-eyed pile of shit! â
â a pile of shit has a thousand eyes. â
â do you think mighty mouse could beat up superman? â
â he/she was carrying five elephants in one hand! â
â boy, you donât know nothing! â
â thereâs no way a cartoon could beat up a real guy. â
â maybe youâre right. itâd be a good fight, though. â
â iâm never gonna get out of this town am i? â
â you can do anything you want, man. â
â the main guy of the story is a fat kid that nobody likes. â
â friends come in and out of our lives, like busboys in a restaurant. â
â come on, choppy! bite my ass, choppy! bite my ass! â
â stop teasing that dog, you hear me! stop teasing him! â
â iâm gonna beat your ass, teasing my dog like that! â
â iâd like to see you climb over this fence and get me, fat ass! â
â donât you call me that, you little tin weasel peckerwood looneyâs son. â
â what did you call me? â
â iâm gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck! â
â i never had any friends later on like the ones i had when I was twelve. â
â nothing like a smoke after a meal. â
â yeah⌠i cherish these moments. â
â âsuck my fat oneâ? whoever told you that you had a fat one? â
â i was twelve going on thirteen the first time i saw a dead human being. â
â what are you gonna do? shoot us all? â
â you guys wanna go see a dead body? â
â you wanna be the lone ranger, or the cisco kid? â
â shit no! what do you think i am? â
â is it loaded? â
â if you wanna get laid, you gotta get yourself a protestant. â
â did your mother have any kids that lived? â
â maybe you will, maybe you wonât. â
â i wasnât that scared. i wasnât. sincerely. â
â donât pay any attention to those fools. â
â are you all right, young man/lady? â
â hey lardass, how was your trip? â
â that was the all-time train dodge! â
â you were so scared you looked like that fat guy. â
â you come on and try it, you slimy bastard. â
â you watch your mouth, smart guy! let him do his own fighting. â
â from the racks and stacks, itâs the best on wax! â
â weâre just here to take a couple steelhead out of the river. â
â come on, man, weâre gonna be famous! â
â weâre gonna be on every radio and tv show in the country! â
â now iâm gonna state mine: get in the fucking car, now! â
â okay⌠youâve stated your position clearly. â
â when they gonna give up? the kidâs gone. â
â they ainât never gonna find him/her. â
â would you hold still? youâre making me fuck up the snake part. â
â some hunterâs gonna go in the woods to take a leak, wind up pissing on his bones. â
â i bet you a thousand bucks theyâll find him/her before then. â
â hey, whatâs the big deal? who cares? â
â will you two just shut the fuck up? â
â if either of you assholes had two-thousand dollars, iâd kill you both. â
â why couldnât you have gotten breakfast stuff? â
â i guess a more experienced shopper could have gotten more for your seven cents. â
â the train had knocked him/her out of his/her keds. â
â youâre gonna be a great writer someday. â
â iâll be waiting on the other side, relaxing with my thoughts. â
â you use your left hand or right hand to do that? â
â you let him/her beat you, you cock-knocker! â
â what am i supposed to do, think of everything? â
â what did you bring a comb for? you donât even have any hair! â
â iâm sorry if iâm spoiling everybodyâs good time. â
â weâre going to see a dead kid⌠maybe it shouldnât be a party. â
â you know what that means. next year weâll all be split up. â
â what are you talking about? why would that happen? â
â no, man. donât say that. donât even think that. â
â i told you we should of stuck to the tracks. â
â is it me, or are you the worldâs biggest pussy? â
â i suppose this is fun for you? â
â i still think we should call the cops. â
â itâs best we just keep our mouths shut. â
â we could make a ânonymous call. â
â they trace those calls, stupid. â
â youâre a real asshole, you know that? â
â i know you didnât mean to insult my friend. â
â why donât you tell me something i donât know, asshole? â
â any of you guys know when the next train is due? â
â the kid wasnât sick. the kid wasnât sleeping. the kid was dead. â