COMING AT YOU *LIVE* FROM PRIMWOOD HIGH.

                TFW  you forgot that there’s a bunch of lawrence in your inbox

            She can’t help but immediately enter ‘interview mode,’ head canted to the side and listening intently to whatever insight she might have to offer; if she played her cards right, this would make for an interesting news segment... Or if nothing else, something to make note of for  later  .         

             ★   @puckish-rogue !  

                  ❝   I  think we both know you’ll  never  get tired of my smile, Robinson. Anyway --- I heard  someone  has a gig coming up at a place that’s  actually  noteworthy this time ?   ❞      

                  ❝   THAT’S  ... An enviably  bright  way of looking at it. In that case, Dwight alone must have upped your speed by twenty percent this week. Is it ever like on TV --- where a ton of people come in with all these complicated orders getting thrown at you in rapid succession ?   ❞      

                  ❝   YOU  heard it here first, the Reign of Mystery Food X has finally come to an end !  According to my  SOURCE  , the cafeteria’s head ‘chef’ was ‘strongly encouraged’ to ‘take a leave of absence’ after some freshman found the  THIRD  chicken bone in their gravy  THIS MONTH  !  You’ll be missed, Bertha --- but your culinary prowess  will not  . The AV Club is currently accepting any and all bets as to who her replacement might be: improvement, or disaster ?  Find out the results Friday !   ❞