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Ren doodle from a while ago while I waited for my fiancĂŠ to come home! [Character belongs to GatoBob!]Â
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âI held my breath.â She admits, taking his arms and allowing herself to be lead.
Of course, their halfway back to the car before the alcohol hits her and she stumbles a little into his side. ââM good. There was a rockâŚâ
There is, quite clearly, no rocks anywhere near her.
Ren giggles, wrapping an arm around her waist to keep her steady. âYou really are a lightweight.â He muses.âThink you can make it to the car on your feet or should I carry you on my back?â
Ellie leans into him, enjoying his warmth at her side. âYou could carry me like a princess.â She suggests, playfully batting her eyelashes and pouting.
Ren chuckled, blushing slightly. âYeah, I could actually.â He mused as he bent down and swept her up. âIs this better highness~â He teased.
Ellie shrieks in surprise that melts into laughter, throwing her arms around his neck to cling tightly to him. âMuch better.â She giggles, laying her head on his shoulder. âMmm, youâre so warmâŚâ
âYou know, I get that alot.â Ren chuckles as he walks to the car, carrying her the rest f the way. He has to set her down to digistruct the technical before carefully helping her back in. âAlright, warm enough for us to continue?â Ren asked, smiling at her.
The alcohol has settled into a warmth in her belly and she immediately relaxes into the seat, returning Renâs smile. âMmhm.â Of course, as soon as heâs back in the car sheâs curling into his side again, blanket tucked around her. âThank you for beinâ so nice tâ meâŚEven if Moxxieâs got a bigger chest than me.âÂ
Ren chuckles. âI get money and I get to talk to a cute girl. Why would I not help?â he mused as he began the drive
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âI held my breath.â She admits, taking his arms and allowing herself to be lead.
Of course, their halfway back to the car before the alcohol hits her and she stumbles a little into his side. ââM good. There was a rockâŚâ
There is, quite clearly, no rocks anywhere near her.
Ren giggles, wrapping an arm around her waist to keep her steady. âYou really are a lightweight.â He muses.âThink you can make it to the car on your feet or should I carry you on my back?â
Ellie leans into him, enjoying his warmth at her side. âYou could carry me like a princess.â She suggests, playfully batting her eyelashes and pouting.
Ren chuckled, blushing slightly. âYeah, I could actually.â He mused as he bent down and swept her up. âIs this better highness~â He teased.
Ellie shrieks in surprise that melts into laughter, throwing her arms around his neck to cling tightly to him. âMuch better.â She giggles, laying her head on his shoulder. âMmm, youâre so warmâŚâ
âYou know, I get that alot.â Ren chuckles as he walks to the car, carrying her the rest f the way. He has to set her down to digistruct the technical before carefully helping her back in. âAlright, warm enough for us to continue?â Ren asked, smiling at her.

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âI held my breath.â She admits, taking his arms and allowing herself to be lead.
Of course, their halfway back to the car before the alcohol hits her and she stumbles a little into his side. ââM good. There was a rockâŚâ
There is, quite clearly, no rocks anywhere near her.
Ren giggles, wrapping an arm around her waist to keep her steady. âYou really are a lightweight.â He muses.âThink you can make it to the car on your feet or should I carry you on my back?â
Ellie leans into him, enjoying his warmth at her side. âYou could carry me like a princess.â She suggests, playfully batting her eyelashes and pouting.
Ren chuckled, blushing slightly. âYeah, I could actually.â He mused as he bent down and swept her up. âIs this better highness~â He teased.
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âI held my breath.â She admits, taking his arms and allowing herself to be lead.
Of course, their halfway back to the car before the alcohol hits her and she stumbles a little into his side. ââM good. There was a rockâŚâ
There is, quite clearly, no rocks anywhere near her.
Ren giggles, wrapping an arm around her waist to keep her steady. âYou really are a lightweight.â He muses.âThink you can make it to the car on your feet or should I carry you on my back?â
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âWhy donât you move closer?â She watches him from across the table, chin in her hands. âIf youâre lonely, why do you live so far out?â
Then, with a mischievous grin, she teases:Â âYou could move here and get to see Moxxi and her two friends every day.â
Ren chuckled. âI would but, my place is special to me. Too many memories to leave it behind. Also, Moxxi has friends in high places. Tight with the vault hunters, and I heard sheâs Handsome Jackâs ex. Of course, naturally she hates the guy now.â Ren laughs.
âThat sonuva bitch is power hungry and insane. Even if we broke up on good terms I still soon found he wasnât the kind of guy I thought he was.â Moxxi chimed in as she approached with their order, setting the food and drinks on the table.
âYou dated Handsome Jack?â Ellie asks excitedly. Old habits die hard, especially when you only learned they were an awful person hours before.
But luckily, Ellieâs properly distracted by the food, blushing as her stomach growls loudly. âThank you Moxxie, it looks delicious!â Ellie is digging in immediately, unbothered by how how the pizza still is. âI thought itâd be all eating lizards down here or something!â
Moxxi looks at Ellie curiously at her exclamation. âUnfortunately. Manâs got a lot of issues, and air locking them out of Helios wasnât the proper way of doing it.â Moxxi smiled as Ellie talked about the food. âWell, the pepperoni is made from skag meat. I take it youâre new to Pandora.â
âOh, yeah she came in from one of the Edens for a vacation, and she got lost. Iâm helping her get back to her group.â Ren explained quickly.
âRight!â Right, she was supposed to not be mentioning being from Hyperion. Or letting on that she was. âRenâs been a huge help, Iâd have no idea what Iâm doing otherwise. Pandora has definitely been an experience.â
Not wanting to risk giving herself away any further, Ellie focuses on the pizza entirely, clearly enjoying something so familiar. âAfter this weâre heading south-west.â
âHmm, be careful going in that direction. The Highlands are tainted by Hyperion, Jackâs attempts to âdomesticateâ this planet just get worse. Stay safe out there darlings.â She says, before walking away.
âWill do Moxxi, Thank you.â Ren says, watching her leave. He turns back to Ellie once Moxxi is back behind her bar. âYou should be more careful about what you let slip. Letting the wrong person know where your from could get us both killed.â He scolds.
Ellie wilts a little at the scolding. âI forgot for a secondâŚIâm sorry.â It didnât seem fair that she needed to lie about being from Hyperion, butâŚpeople really hated it that much? Sheâd never been hated just because of where she was from before⌠Sure, some people disliked her because her father had money, butâŚ
âItâsâŚItâs not like I chose to be from there.â
âI know, but still, you need to be careful.â Ren reaffirmed before taking a slice. âMmmâ He hummed as he ate. âI know you didnât mean to, but just keep in mind how you got this far into Pandora in the first place.â
âIâd rather not think about it, actually.â Ellie grimaces. âI still have rope burn from being tied up.â She finishes one slice before reaching for her drink, peering into it curiously. âWhat is this?â
âAlcohol.â Ren said as he took a drink of his own. âGood for long road trips.â He mused. âGo ahead, try some.â
She hesitates, contemplating whether she actually wants to give it a try first. Sheâd had sips of wine here and there, but never actual alcoholâŚ
Ellie takes a large gulp before blanching. âIt tastes weird!â
Ren giggles. âDoesnât it? It *is* a bit of an acquired taste. Took me a couple times to really enjoy it.â
Ellie debates asking for water instead, but not wanting to be rude or ungrateful, she forces herself to take another gulp. At least if she was tipsy on the drive, sheâd be warmer?
âSkag pizza and weird ale⌠Pandora is something else. Should you be drinking this if youâre going to drive, though?â
âShould I not?â Ren asked before taking a long drink. âItâs not going to effect me all that much. Everyone on Pandora has the tolerance of a rock.â
âAh, I see, so youâre just trying to get me drunk.â She laughs, taking another sip. Really though, Ren didnât seem the type. Something about being around him was justâŚeasy. Maybe she was getting too attached too quickly after everythingâŚ
âIâve never really drunk beforeâŚMy parents were strict on that sort of thing. But if you think youâre good to drive, I trust you.â
Ren laughs as well. âIt should get you tipsy at most. If I wanted you drunk Iâd give you something much stronger. This just takes the edge off of long travel, especially in the cold.â
âYouâre over-estimating my tolerance.â Ellie says with a grin, finally having finished half of the drink. She still grimaces each time, but sheâs making it through. âDays of driving, though⌠Are we going to stop and make camp?â
âOnce or twice.â Ren said with a nod. âIt shouldnât be too ba-â
Rhen was interrupted as a scuffle near the front of the bar occored, two people grappling as Moxxi hurried over to break it up before things got out of hand.
âAlright you two, this is your only warning to break it up!â She ordered sternly, taking out a gun from her thigh holster. When the men didnât listen, she aimed low and fired twice, a bullet for the leg of each man. âI *said*, thatâs enough. Now get out of my bar before you ruin my floor!â
A couple patrons help escort the writhing men out of the bar. Moxxi holstered her gun with a huff. âAnimals.â
Ren snickered at the show.
The fight freaks Ellie out enough, but at the sound of gunshots she nearly shoots out of her seat. Her only experience with them so far had been when the rival bandits rolled up and started shooting.Â
âIsâŚis this common?â She asks nervously, eyes wide.
Ren chuckles. âEhhh kinda. Usually people know not to start shit at Moxxiâs. Iâm gonna go pay real fast, then we can head out.â He says as he stands up.
âPandorans are crazyâŚâ She mutters before nodding in acknowledgement of him leaving. Ellie quickly finishes another slice of the pizza and drains her glass, sitting back and waiting for him to return patiently. Still, she watches the door nervously, worried the men might return.
Ren leaves a tip in Moxxiâs tip jar, and with a wave, heads back over to Ellie. âReady to get going?â He asks as he gathers up the leftover pizza and storing it into a takeout box.
âCould I have another drink first? It feels nice to be a little warmed up.â She looks a little apologetic for asking after heâs already paid, and rises from the table. âIâm not used to the cold⌠Is it normal on Pandora to not have heat?â
Ren chuckled. âJust until we get to the highlands. Weâll be stopping at a friend of mineâs before we get to the highlands to stock up and res, before a straight shot the rest of the way to opportunity. Iâll be right back with your 2nd drink.â He gave her a playful wink before turning back to the bar, setting a bill down as Moxxi handed it to him. He walked back over to Ellie, holding out the drink. âYou can drink it during the drive.â
âThanks! Thatâs okay, if everyone on Pandora can handle this, I can too.â She takes the drink from him and stares down at it for a moment.
Then she takes a deep breath and tosses the drink back. She downs it in one go, hands almost white as she grips the mug to keep from stopping. Of course, once sheâs finished Ellie staggers back, looking a little green.
ââŚOh, that was an awful idea.â She rasps.
Ren covers his mouth, snickering. âHey, Moxxi, I may need a bag for the road!â He called, taking the bottle from Ellie and helping her up. âThat is going to hit you real hard pretty soon.â He mused. âRen, you should have told this poor girl to slow it down a little.â Moxxi scolded as she approached with a throw up sack and a glass of water. âDrink this down sweetie, Itâll help the headache.â She said as she handed the items to Ellie. âMm, if only my Ellie was like you.. The girl refuses to care about her appearance. Youâre so thin and pretty, she could learn a thing or two from you.â She added with a misty tone. âHave a safe trip.â She said before turning and sauntering away.
âThank youâŚ? I think.â Ellie mumbles unsurely, sipping at her water. It was nice being called pretty, but âthinâ was a little odd.
She pushes the throw up bag into Renâs hand as they begin to leave. âDonât need it, I can handle it.â At the very least, she wants to prove she can handle something as basic as alcohol. She likes Ren, and the idea of him just thinking of her as some sort of spoiled Hyperion princess the entire timeâŚÂ âBesides, you said it should only get me tipsy.â
âYeah, if you drink it, not chug it.â Ren teased, holding out his arm to lead her out of the bar. âIâm surprised you got it all down without choking..â
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âWhy donât you move closer?â She watches him from across the table, chin in her hands. âIf youâre lonely, why do you live so far out?â
Then, with a mischievous grin, she teases:Â âYou could move here and get to see Moxxi and her two friends every day.â
Ren chuckled. âI would but, my place is special to me. Too many memories to leave it behind. Also, Moxxi has friends in high places. Tight with the vault hunters, and I heard sheâs Handsome Jackâs ex. Of course, naturally she hates the guy now.â Ren laughs.
âThat sonuva bitch is power hungry and insane. Even if we broke up on good terms I still soon found he wasnât the kind of guy I thought he was.â Moxxi chimed in as she approached with their order, setting the food and drinks on the table.
âYou dated Handsome Jack?â Ellie asks excitedly. Old habits die hard, especially when you only learned they were an awful person hours before.
But luckily, Ellieâs properly distracted by the food, blushing as her stomach growls loudly. âThank you Moxxie, it looks delicious!â Ellie is digging in immediately, unbothered by how how the pizza still is. âI thought itâd be all eating lizards down here or something!â
Moxxi looks at Ellie curiously at her exclamation. âUnfortunately. Manâs got a lot of issues, and air locking them out of Helios wasnât the proper way of doing it.â Moxxi smiled as Ellie talked about the food. âWell, the pepperoni is made from skag meat. I take it youâre new to Pandora.â
âOh, yeah she came in from one of the Edens for a vacation, and she got lost. Iâm helping her get back to her group.â Ren explained quickly.
âRight!â Right, she was supposed to not be mentioning being from Hyperion. Or letting on that she was. âRenâs been a huge help, Iâd have no idea what Iâm doing otherwise. Pandora has definitely been an experience.â
Not wanting to risk giving herself away any further, Ellie focuses on the pizza entirely, clearly enjoying something so familiar. âAfter this weâre heading south-west.â
âHmm, be careful going in that direction. The Highlands are tainted by Hyperion, Jackâs attempts to âdomesticateâ this planet just get worse. Stay safe out there darlings.â She says, before walking away.
âWill do Moxxi, Thank you.â Ren says, watching her leave. He turns back to Ellie once Moxxi is back behind her bar. âYou should be more careful about what you let slip. Letting the wrong person know where your from could get us both killed.â He scolds.
Ellie wilts a little at the scolding. âI forgot for a secondâŚIâm sorry.â It didnât seem fair that she needed to lie about being from Hyperion, butâŚpeople really hated it that much? Sheâd never been hated just because of where she was from before⌠Sure, some people disliked her because her father had money, butâŚ
âItâsâŚItâs not like I chose to be from there.â
âI know, but still, you need to be careful.â Ren reaffirmed before taking a slice. âMmmâ He hummed as he ate. âI know you didnât mean to, but just keep in mind how you got this far into Pandora in the first place.â
âIâd rather not think about it, actually.â Ellie grimaces. âI still have rope burn from being tied up.â She finishes one slice before reaching for her drink, peering into it curiously. âWhat is this?â
âAlcohol.â Ren said as he took a drink of his own. âGood for long road trips.â He mused. âGo ahead, try some.â
She hesitates, contemplating whether she actually wants to give it a try first. Sheâd had sips of wine here and there, but never actual alcoholâŚ
Ellie takes a large gulp before blanching. âIt tastes weird!â
Ren giggles. âDoesnât it? It *is* a bit of an acquired taste. Took me a couple times to really enjoy it.â
Ellie debates asking for water instead, but not wanting to be rude or ungrateful, she forces herself to take another gulp. At least if she was tipsy on the drive, sheâd be warmer?
âSkag pizza and weird ale⌠Pandora is something else. Should you be drinking this if youâre going to drive, though?â
âShould I not?â Ren asked before taking a long drink. âItâs not going to effect me all that much. Everyone on Pandora has the tolerance of a rock.â
âAh, I see, so youâre just trying to get me drunk.â She laughs, taking another sip. Really though, Ren didnât seem the type. Something about being around him was justâŚeasy. Maybe she was getting too attached too quickly after everythingâŚ
âIâve never really drunk beforeâŚMy parents were strict on that sort of thing. But if you think youâre good to drive, I trust you.â
Ren laughs as well. âIt should get you tipsy at most. If I wanted you drunk Iâd give you something much stronger. This just takes the edge off of long travel, especially in the cold.â
âYouâre over-estimating my tolerance.â Ellie says with a grin, finally having finished half of the drink. She still grimaces each time, but sheâs making it through. âDays of driving, though⌠Are we going to stop and make camp?â
âOnce or twice.â Ren said with a nod. âIt shouldnât be too ba-â
Rhen was interrupted as a scuffle near the front of the bar occored, two people grappling as Moxxi hurried over to break it up before things got out of hand.
âAlright you two, this is your only warning to break it up!â She ordered sternly, taking out a gun from her thigh holster. When the men didnât listen, she aimed low and fired twice, a bullet for the leg of each man. âI *said*, thatâs enough. Now get out of my bar before you ruin my floor!â
A couple patrons help escort the writhing men out of the bar. Moxxi holstered her gun with a huff. âAnimals.â
Ren snickered at the show.
The fight freaks Ellie out enough, but at the sound of gunshots she nearly shoots out of her seat. Her only experience with them so far had been when the rival bandits rolled up and started shooting.Â
âIsâŚis this common?â She asks nervously, eyes wide.
Ren chuckles. âEhhh kinda. Usually people know not to start shit at Moxxiâs. Iâm gonna go pay real fast, then we can head out.â He says as he stands up.
âPandorans are crazyâŚâ She mutters before nodding in acknowledgement of him leaving. Ellie quickly finishes another slice of the pizza and drains her glass, sitting back and waiting for him to return patiently. Still, she watches the door nervously, worried the men might return.
Ren leaves a tip in Moxxiâs tip jar, and with a wave, heads back over to Ellie. âReady to get going?â He asks as he gathers up the leftover pizza and storing it into a takeout box.
âCould I have another drink first? It feels nice to be a little warmed up.â She looks a little apologetic for asking after heâs already paid, and rises from the table. âIâm not used to the cold⌠Is it normal on Pandora to not have heat?â
Ren chuckled. âJust until we get to the highlands. Weâll be stopping at a friend of mineâs before we get to the highlands to stock up and res, before a straight shot the rest of the way to opportunity. Iâll be right back with your 2nd drink.â He gave her a playful wink before turning back to the bar, setting a bill down as Moxxi handed it to him. He walked back over to Ellie, holding out the drink. âYou can drink it during the drive.â
âThanks! Thatâs okay, if everyone on Pandora can handle this, I can too.â She takes the drink from him and stares down at it for a moment.
Then she takes a deep breath and tosses the drink back. She downs it in one go, hands almost white as she grips the mug to keep from stopping. Of course, once sheâs finished Ellie staggers back, looking a little green.
ââŚOh, that was an awful idea.â She rasps.
Ren covers his mouth, snickering. âHey, Moxxi, I may need a bag for the road!â He called, taking the bottle from Ellie and helping her up. âThat is going to hit you real hard pretty soon.â He mused. âRen, you should have told this poor girl to slow it down a little.â Moxxi scolded as she approached with a throw up sack and a glass of water. âDrink this down sweetie, Itâll help the headache.â She said as she handed the items to Ellie. âMm, if only my Ellie was like you.. The girl refuses to care about her appearance. Youâre so thin and pretty, she could learn a thing or two from you.â She added with a misty tone. âHave a safe trip.â She said before turning and sauntering away.
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âWhy donât you move closer?â She watches him from across the table, chin in her hands. âIf youâre lonely, why do you live so far out?â
Then, with a mischievous grin, she teases:Â âYou could move here and get to see Moxxi and her two friends every day.â
Ren chuckled. âI would but, my place is special to me. Too many memories to leave it behind. Also, Moxxi has friends in high places. Tight with the vault hunters, and I heard sheâs Handsome Jackâs ex. Of course, naturally she hates the guy now.â Ren laughs.
âThat sonuva bitch is power hungry and insane. Even if we broke up on good terms I still soon found he wasnât the kind of guy I thought he was.â Moxxi chimed in as she approached with their order, setting the food and drinks on the table.
âYou dated Handsome Jack?â Ellie asks excitedly. Old habits die hard, especially when you only learned they were an awful person hours before.
But luckily, Ellieâs properly distracted by the food, blushing as her stomach growls loudly. âThank you Moxxie, it looks delicious!â Ellie is digging in immediately, unbothered by how how the pizza still is. âI thought itâd be all eating lizards down here or something!â
Moxxi looks at Ellie curiously at her exclamation. âUnfortunately. Manâs got a lot of issues, and air locking them out of Helios wasnât the proper way of doing it.â Moxxi smiled as Ellie talked about the food. âWell, the pepperoni is made from skag meat. I take it youâre new to Pandora.â
âOh, yeah she came in from one of the Edens for a vacation, and she got lost. Iâm helping her get back to her group.â Ren explained quickly.
âRight!â Right, she was supposed to not be mentioning being from Hyperion. Or letting on that she was. âRenâs been a huge help, Iâd have no idea what Iâm doing otherwise. Pandora has definitely been an experience.â
Not wanting to risk giving herself away any further, Ellie focuses on the pizza entirely, clearly enjoying something so familiar. âAfter this weâre heading south-west.â
âHmm, be careful going in that direction. The Highlands are tainted by Hyperion, Jackâs attempts to âdomesticateâ this planet just get worse. Stay safe out there darlings.â She says, before walking away.
âWill do Moxxi, Thank you.â Ren says, watching her leave. He turns back to Ellie once Moxxi is back behind her bar. âYou should be more careful about what you let slip. Letting the wrong person know where your from could get us both killed.â He scolds.
Ellie wilts a little at the scolding. âI forgot for a secondâŚIâm sorry.â It didnât seem fair that she needed to lie about being from Hyperion, butâŚpeople really hated it that much? Sheâd never been hated just because of where she was from before⌠Sure, some people disliked her because her father had money, butâŚ
âItâsâŚItâs not like I chose to be from there.â
âI know, but still, you need to be careful.â Ren reaffirmed before taking a slice. âMmmâ He hummed as he ate. âI know you didnât mean to, but just keep in mind how you got this far into Pandora in the first place.â
âIâd rather not think about it, actually.â Ellie grimaces. âI still have rope burn from being tied up.â She finishes one slice before reaching for her drink, peering into it curiously. âWhat is this?â
âAlcohol.â Ren said as he took a drink of his own. âGood for long road trips.â He mused. âGo ahead, try some.â
She hesitates, contemplating whether she actually wants to give it a try first. Sheâd had sips of wine here and there, but never actual alcoholâŚ
Ellie takes a large gulp before blanching. âIt tastes weird!â
Ren giggles. âDoesnât it? It *is* a bit of an acquired taste. Took me a couple times to really enjoy it.â
Ellie debates asking for water instead, but not wanting to be rude or ungrateful, she forces herself to take another gulp. At least if she was tipsy on the drive, sheâd be warmer?
âSkag pizza and weird ale⌠Pandora is something else. Should you be drinking this if youâre going to drive, though?â
âShould I not?â Ren asked before taking a long drink. âItâs not going to effect me all that much. Everyone on Pandora has the tolerance of a rock.â
âAh, I see, so youâre just trying to get me drunk.â She laughs, taking another sip. Really though, Ren didnât seem the type. Something about being around him was justâŚeasy. Maybe she was getting too attached too quickly after everythingâŚ
âIâve never really drunk beforeâŚMy parents were strict on that sort of thing. But if you think youâre good to drive, I trust you.â
Ren laughs as well. âIt should get you tipsy at most. If I wanted you drunk Iâd give you something much stronger. This just takes the edge off of long travel, especially in the cold.â
âYouâre over-estimating my tolerance.â Ellie says with a grin, finally having finished half of the drink. She still grimaces each time, but sheâs making it through. âDays of driving, though⌠Are we going to stop and make camp?â
âOnce or twice.â Ren said with a nod. âIt shouldnât be too ba-â
Rhen was interrupted as a scuffle near the front of the bar occored, two people grappling as Moxxi hurried over to break it up before things got out of hand.
âAlright you two, this is your only warning to break it up!â She ordered sternly, taking out a gun from her thigh holster. When the men didnât listen, she aimed low and fired twice, a bullet for the leg of each man. âI *said*, thatâs enough. Now get out of my bar before you ruin my floor!â
A couple patrons help escort the writhing men out of the bar. Moxxi holstered her gun with a huff. âAnimals.â
Ren snickered at the show.
The fight freaks Ellie out enough, but at the sound of gunshots she nearly shoots out of her seat. Her only experience with them so far had been when the rival bandits rolled up and started shooting.Â
âIsâŚis this common?â She asks nervously, eyes wide.
Ren chuckles. âEhhh kinda. Usually people know not to start shit at Moxxiâs. Iâm gonna go pay real fast, then we can head out.â He says as he stands up.
âPandorans are crazyâŚâ She mutters before nodding in acknowledgement of him leaving. Ellie quickly finishes another slice of the pizza and drains her glass, sitting back and waiting for him to return patiently. Still, she watches the door nervously, worried the men might return.
Ren leaves a tip in Moxxiâs tip jar, and with a wave, heads back over to Ellie. âReady to get going?â He asks as he gathers up the leftover pizza and storing it into a takeout box.
âCould I have another drink first? It feels nice to be a little warmed up.â She looks a little apologetic for asking after heâs already paid, and rises from the table. âIâm not used to the cold⌠Is it normal on Pandora to not have heat?â
Ren chuckled. âJust until we get to the highlands. Weâll be stopping at a friend of mineâs before we get to the highlands to stock up and res, before a straight shot the rest of the way to opportunity. Iâll be right back with your 2nd drink.â He gave her a playful wink before turning back to the bar, setting a bill down as Moxxi handed it to him. He walked back over to Ellie, holding out the drink. âYou can drink it during the drive.â

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Youâve probably seen dozens of these posts from other BTD blogs, but itâs worth repeating. I know itâs tempting to approach this kind of things with an âOh, but Iâm mature for my age!â or âbut if they donât know, itâs probably fineâ. Maybe Iâm making assumptions, but you see my point.
There are several reasons why you shouldnât interact with Boyfriend to Death, itâs creators, or fan blogs.
Itâs illegal for adults to interact with people sexually when they are under 18
It makes the creators uncomfortable (all three of which have explicitly stated that they donât want minors interacting with their content)
It makes me uncomfortable, and if you respect me, youâll respect that and stop interacting with me on this blog
Sorry if this is condescending, but youâre young. As an adult, it is easier to distinguish healthy relationship dynamics from unhealthy ones. Playing Boyfriend to Death or interacting with any content based off of it can have real life consequences in the ways you view sex and relationships, especially if youâre an impressionable young person
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Recently I had to block a 15 year old from my blog. The whole experience stressed me the hell out. This kind of shit makes me very uncomfortable and Iâd like to avoid it in the future.
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âWhy donât you move closer?â She watches him from across the table, chin in her hands. âIf youâre lonely, why do you live so far out?â
Then, with a mischievous grin, she teases:Â âYou could move here and get to see Moxxi and her two friends every day.â
Ren chuckled. âI would but, my place is special to me. Too many memories to leave it behind. Also, Moxxi has friends in high places. Tight with the vault hunters, and I heard sheâs Handsome Jackâs ex. Of course, naturally she hates the guy now.â Ren laughs.
âThat sonuva bitch is power hungry and insane. Even if we broke up on good terms I still soon found he wasnât the kind of guy I thought he was.â Moxxi chimed in as she approached with their order, setting the food and drinks on the table.
âYou dated Handsome Jack?â Ellie asks excitedly. Old habits die hard, especially when you only learned they were an awful person hours before.
But luckily, Ellieâs properly distracted by the food, blushing as her stomach growls loudly. âThank you Moxxie, it looks delicious!â Ellie is digging in immediately, unbothered by how how the pizza still is. âI thought itâd be all eating lizards down here or something!â
Moxxi looks at Ellie curiously at her exclamation. âUnfortunately. Manâs got a lot of issues, and air locking them out of Helios wasnât the proper way of doing it.â Moxxi smiled as Ellie talked about the food. âWell, the pepperoni is made from skag meat. I take it youâre new to Pandora.â
âOh, yeah she came in from one of the Edens for a vacation, and she got lost. Iâm helping her get back to her group.â Ren explained quickly.
âRight!â Right, she was supposed to not be mentioning being from Hyperion. Or letting on that she was. âRenâs been a huge help, Iâd have no idea what Iâm doing otherwise. Pandora has definitely been an experience.â
Not wanting to risk giving herself away any further, Ellie focuses on the pizza entirely, clearly enjoying something so familiar. âAfter this weâre heading south-west.â
âHmm, be careful going in that direction. The Highlands are tainted by Hyperion, Jackâs attempts to âdomesticateâ this planet just get worse. Stay safe out there darlings.â She says, before walking away.
âWill do Moxxi, Thank you.â Ren says, watching her leave. He turns back to Ellie once Moxxi is back behind her bar. âYou should be more careful about what you let slip. Letting the wrong person know where your from could get us both killed.â He scolds.
Ellie wilts a little at the scolding. âI forgot for a secondâŚIâm sorry.â It didnât seem fair that she needed to lie about being from Hyperion, butâŚpeople really hated it that much? Sheâd never been hated just because of where she was from before⌠Sure, some people disliked her because her father had money, butâŚ
âItâsâŚItâs not like I chose to be from there.â
âI know, but still, you need to be careful.â Ren reaffirmed before taking a slice. âMmmâ He hummed as he ate. âI know you didnât mean to, but just keep in mind how you got this far into Pandora in the first place.â
âIâd rather not think about it, actually.â Ellie grimaces. âI still have rope burn from being tied up.â She finishes one slice before reaching for her drink, peering into it curiously. âWhat is this?â
âAlcohol.â Ren said as he took a drink of his own. âGood for long road trips.â He mused. âGo ahead, try some.â
She hesitates, contemplating whether she actually wants to give it a try first. Sheâd had sips of wine here and there, but never actual alcoholâŚ
Ellie takes a large gulp before blanching. âIt tastes weird!â
Ren giggles. âDoesnât it? It *is* a bit of an acquired taste. Took me a couple times to really enjoy it.â
Ellie debates asking for water instead, but not wanting to be rude or ungrateful, she forces herself to take another gulp. At least if she was tipsy on the drive, sheâd be warmer?
âSkag pizza and weird ale⌠Pandora is something else. Should you be drinking this if youâre going to drive, though?â
âShould I not?â Ren asked before taking a long drink. âItâs not going to effect me all that much. Everyone on Pandora has the tolerance of a rock.â
âAh, I see, so youâre just trying to get me drunk.â She laughs, taking another sip. Really though, Ren didnât seem the type. Something about being around him was justâŚeasy. Maybe she was getting too attached too quickly after everythingâŚ
âIâve never really drunk beforeâŚMy parents were strict on that sort of thing. But if you think youâre good to drive, I trust you.â
Ren laughs as well. âIt should get you tipsy at most. If I wanted you drunk Iâd give you something much stronger. This just takes the edge off of long travel, especially in the cold.â
âYouâre over-estimating my tolerance.â Ellie says with a grin, finally having finished half of the drink. She still grimaces each time, but sheâs making it through. âDays of driving, though⌠Are we going to stop and make camp?â
âOnce or twice.â Ren said with a nod. âIt shouldnât be too ba-â
Rhen was interrupted as a scuffle near the front of the bar occored, two people grappling as Moxxi hurried over to break it up before things got out of hand.
âAlright you two, this is your only warning to break it up!â She ordered sternly, taking out a gun from her thigh holster. When the men didnât listen, she aimed low and fired twice, a bullet for the leg of each man. âI *said*, thatâs enough. Now get out of my bar before you ruin my floor!â
A couple patrons help escort the writhing men out of the bar. Moxxi holstered her gun with a huff. âAnimals.â
Ren snickered at the show.
The fight freaks Ellie out enough, but at the sound of gunshots she nearly shoots out of her seat. Her only experience with them so far had been when the rival bandits rolled up and started shooting.Â
âIsâŚis this common?â She asks nervously, eyes wide.
Ren chuckles. âEhhh kinda. Usually people know not to start shit at Moxxiâs. Iâm gonna go pay real fast, then we can head out.â He says as he stands up.
âPandorans are crazyâŚâ She mutters before nodding in acknowledgement of him leaving. Ellie quickly finishes another slice of the pizza and drains her glass, sitting back and waiting for him to return patiently. Still, she watches the door nervously, worried the men might return.
Ren leaves a tip in Moxxi's tip jar, and with a wave, heads back over to Ellie. "Ready to get going?" He asks as he gathers up the leftover pizza and storing it into a takeout box.
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âWhy donât you move closer?â She watches him from across the table, chin in her hands. âIf youâre lonely, why do you live so far out?â
Then, with a mischievous grin, she teases:Â âYou could move here and get to see Moxxi and her two friends every day.â
Ren chuckled. âI would but, my place is special to me. Too many memories to leave it behind. Also, Moxxi has friends in high places. Tight with the vault hunters, and I heard sheâs Handsome Jackâs ex. Of course, naturally she hates the guy now.â Ren laughs.
âThat sonuva bitch is power hungry and insane. Even if we broke up on good terms I still soon found he wasnât the kind of guy I thought he was.â Moxxi chimed in as she approached with their order, setting the food and drinks on the table.
âYou dated Handsome Jack?â Ellie asks excitedly. Old habits die hard, especially when you only learned they were an awful person hours before.
But luckily, Ellieâs properly distracted by the food, blushing as her stomach growls loudly. âThank you Moxxie, it looks delicious!â Ellie is digging in immediately, unbothered by how how the pizza still is. âI thought itâd be all eating lizards down here or something!â
Moxxi looks at Ellie curiously at her exclamation. âUnfortunately. Manâs got a lot of issues, and air locking them out of Helios wasnât the proper way of doing it.â Moxxi smiled as Ellie talked about the food. âWell, the pepperoni is made from skag meat. I take it youâre new to Pandora.â
âOh, yeah she came in from one of the Edens for a vacation, and she got lost. Iâm helping her get back to her group.â Ren explained quickly.
âRight!â Right, she was supposed to not be mentioning being from Hyperion. Or letting on that she was. âRenâs been a huge help, Iâd have no idea what Iâm doing otherwise. Pandora has definitely been an experience.â
Not wanting to risk giving herself away any further, Ellie focuses on the pizza entirely, clearly enjoying something so familiar. âAfter this weâre heading south-west.â
âHmm, be careful going in that direction. The Highlands are tainted by Hyperion, Jackâs attempts to âdomesticateâ this planet just get worse. Stay safe out there darlings.â She says, before walking away.
âWill do Moxxi, Thank you.â Ren says, watching her leave. He turns back to Ellie once Moxxi is back behind her bar. âYou should be more careful about what you let slip. Letting the wrong person know where your from could get us both killed.â He scolds.
Ellie wilts a little at the scolding. âI forgot for a secondâŚIâm sorry.â It didnât seem fair that she needed to lie about being from Hyperion, butâŚpeople really hated it that much? Sheâd never been hated just because of where she was from before⌠Sure, some people disliked her because her father had money, butâŚ
âItâsâŚItâs not like I chose to be from there.â
âI know, but still, you need to be careful.â Ren reaffirmed before taking a slice. âMmmâ He hummed as he ate. âI know you didnât mean to, but just keep in mind how you got this far into Pandora in the first place.â
âIâd rather not think about it, actually.â Ellie grimaces. âI still have rope burn from being tied up.â She finishes one slice before reaching for her drink, peering into it curiously. âWhat is this?â
âAlcohol.â Ren said as he took a drink of his own. âGood for long road trips.â He mused. âGo ahead, try some.â
She hesitates, contemplating whether she actually wants to give it a try first. Sheâd had sips of wine here and there, but never actual alcoholâŚ
Ellie takes a large gulp before blanching. âIt tastes weird!â
Ren giggles. âDoesnât it? It *is* a bit of an acquired taste. Took me a couple times to really enjoy it.â
Ellie debates asking for water instead, but not wanting to be rude or ungrateful, she forces herself to take another gulp. At least if she was tipsy on the drive, sheâd be warmer?
âSkag pizza and weird ale⌠Pandora is something else. Should you be drinking this if youâre going to drive, though?â
âShould I not?â Ren asked before taking a long drink. âItâs not going to effect me all that much. Everyone on Pandora has the tolerance of a rock.â
âAh, I see, so youâre just trying to get me drunk.â She laughs, taking another sip. Really though, Ren didnât seem the type. Something about being around him was justâŚeasy. Maybe she was getting too attached too quickly after everythingâŚ
âIâve never really drunk beforeâŚMy parents were strict on that sort of thing. But if you think youâre good to drive, I trust you.â
Ren laughs as well. âIt should get you tipsy at most. If I wanted you drunk Iâd give you something much stronger. This just takes the edge off of long travel, especially in the cold.â
âYouâre over-estimating my tolerance.â Ellie says with a grin, finally having finished half of the drink. She still grimaces each time, but sheâs making it through. âDays of driving, though⌠Are we going to stop and make camp?â
âOnce or twice.â Ren said with a nod. âIt shouldnât be too ba-â
Rhen was interrupted as a scuffle near the front of the bar occored, two people grappling as Moxxi hurried over to break it up before things got out of hand.
âAlright you two, this is your only warning to break it up!â She ordered sternly, taking out a gun from her thigh holster. When the men didnât listen, she aimed low and fired twice, a bullet for the leg of each man. âI *said*, thatâs enough. Now get out of my bar before you ruin my floor!â
A couple patrons help escort the writhing men out of the bar. Moxxi holstered her gun with a huff. âAnimals.â
Ren snickered at the show.
The fight freaks Ellie out enough, but at the sound of gunshots she nearly shoots out of her seat. Her only experience with them so far had been when the rival bandits rolled up and started shooting.Â
âIsâŚis this common?â She asks nervously, eyes wide.
Ren chuckles. "Ehhh kinda. Usually people know not to start shit at Moxxi's. I'm gonna go pay real fast, then we can head out." He says as he stands up.

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borderlands au;
âWhy donât you move closer?â She watches him from across the table, chin in her hands. âIf youâre lonely, why do you live so far out?â
Then, with a mischievous grin, she teases:Â âYou could move here and get to see Moxxi and her two friends every day.â
Ren chuckled. âI would but, my place is special to me. Too many memories to leave it behind. Also, Moxxi has friends in high places. Tight with the vault hunters, and I heard sheâs Handsome Jackâs ex. Of course, naturally she hates the guy now.â Ren laughs.
âThat sonuva bitch is power hungry and insane. Even if we broke up on good terms I still soon found he wasnât the kind of guy I thought he was.â Moxxi chimed in as she approached with their order, setting the food and drinks on the table.
âYou dated Handsome Jack?â Ellie asks excitedly. Old habits die hard, especially when you only learned they were an awful person hours before.
But luckily, Ellieâs properly distracted by the food, blushing as her stomach growls loudly. âThank you Moxxie, it looks delicious!â Ellie is digging in immediately, unbothered by how how the pizza still is. âI thought itâd be all eating lizards down here or something!â
Moxxi looks at Ellie curiously at her exclamation. âUnfortunately. Manâs got a lot of issues, and air locking them out of Helios wasnât the proper way of doing it.â Moxxi smiled as Ellie talked about the food. âWell, the pepperoni is made from skag meat. I take it youâre new to Pandora.â
âOh, yeah she came in from one of the Edens for a vacation, and she got lost. Iâm helping her get back to her group.â Ren explained quickly.
âRight!â Right, she was supposed to not be mentioning being from Hyperion. Or letting on that she was. âRenâs been a huge help, Iâd have no idea what Iâm doing otherwise. Pandora has definitely been an experience.â
Not wanting to risk giving herself away any further, Ellie focuses on the pizza entirely, clearly enjoying something so familiar. âAfter this weâre heading south-west.â
âHmm, be careful going in that direction. The Highlands are tainted by Hyperion, Jackâs attempts to âdomesticateâ this planet just get worse. Stay safe out there darlings.â She says, before walking away.
âWill do Moxxi, Thank you.â Ren says, watching her leave. He turns back to Ellie once Moxxi is back behind her bar. âYou should be more careful about what you let slip. Letting the wrong person know where your from could get us both killed.â He scolds.
Ellie wilts a little at the scolding. âI forgot for a secondâŚIâm sorry.â It didnât seem fair that she needed to lie about being from Hyperion, butâŚpeople really hated it that much? Sheâd never been hated just because of where she was from before⌠Sure, some people disliked her because her father had money, butâŚ
âItâsâŚItâs not like I chose to be from there.â
âI know, but still, you need to be careful.â Ren reaffirmed before taking a slice. âMmmâ He hummed as he ate. âI know you didnât mean to, but just keep in mind how you got this far into Pandora in the first place.â
âIâd rather not think about it, actually.â Ellie grimaces. âI still have rope burn from being tied up.â She finishes one slice before reaching for her drink, peering into it curiously. âWhat is this?â
âAlcohol.â Ren said as he took a drink of his own. âGood for long road trips.â He mused. âGo ahead, try some.â
She hesitates, contemplating whether she actually wants to give it a try first. Sheâd had sips of wine here and there, but never actual alcoholâŚ
Ellie takes a large gulp before blanching. âIt tastes weird!â
Ren giggles. âDoesnât it? It *is* a bit of an acquired taste. Took me a couple times to really enjoy it.â
Ellie debates asking for water instead, but not wanting to be rude or ungrateful, she forces herself to take another gulp. At least if she was tipsy on the drive, sheâd be warmer?
âSkag pizza and weird ale⌠Pandora is something else. Should you be drinking this if youâre going to drive, though?â
âShould I not?â Ren asked before taking a long drink. âItâs not going to effect me all that much. Everyone on Pandora has the tolerance of a rock.â
âAh, I see, so youâre just trying to get me drunk.â She laughs, taking another sip. Really though, Ren didnât seem the type. Something about being around him was justâŚeasy. Maybe she was getting too attached too quickly after everythingâŚ
âIâve never really drunk beforeâŚMy parents were strict on that sort of thing. But if you think youâre good to drive, I trust you.â
Ren laughs as well. âIt should get you tipsy at most. If I wanted you drunk Iâd give you something much stronger. This just takes the edge off of long travel, especially in the cold.â
âYouâre over-estimating my tolerance.â Ellie says with a grin, finally having finished half of the drink. She still grimaces each time, but sheâs making it through. âDays of driving, though⌠Are we going to stop and make camp?â
"Once or twice." Ren said with a nod. "It shouldn't be too ba-"
Rhen was interrupted as a scuffle near the front of the bar occored, two people grappling as Moxxi hurried over to break it up before things got out of hand.
"Alright you two, this is your only warning to break it up!" She ordered sternly, taking out a gun from her thigh holster. When the men didn't listen, she aimed low and fired twice, a bullet for the leg of each man. "I *said*, that's enough. Now get out of my bar before you ruin my floor!"
A couple patrons help escort the writhing men out of the bar. Moxxi holstered her gun with a huff. "Animals."
Ren snickered at the show.
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