Fujoshi on SIGHT!

And COULD NOT GET THE IMAGE OF ALREADY BONDED MATES CROWLEY AND AZIRAPHALE OUT OF MY HEAD RIGHT??

like, in the Alpha/Beta/Omega Universe, an Omega’s neck is super duper sensitive because that’s where their claiming mark is. And this dude, this dude who is trying to KILL HIM just fucking touched Aziraphale’s neck and it’s so close to Crowley’s mark that the Omega in him just FLIPS OUT and yeah now I really wanna write this holy heck 🤣😍

A few weeks ago I uploaded this picture by the amazing @Fjk_dw where Crowley poofs into a snake after Aziraphale kisses him.

I had the exact same idea but it happens under a very different situation. Another blogger then asked me:

And I couldn't resist drawing the scene just as I pictured it.

Some designs for Lydia and Wednesday for the college au! These are based on my Addams family designs from before, so I can have more of set style for future projects. You’ll see more of these two soon!

I saw a rather livid post on Instagram about how Yellow’s “helmet” was actually hair and claiming it to be a headdress was wrong and whatnot. I’m a clear Team Helmet member but, let’s be honest, why fighting when both things can actually coexist???

The Diamonds are Extra af, so of course, Yellow would wear a helmet that looks exactly like her hairstyle so she can keep it intact :p

Bonus Bellow Diamond as self-indulgence ~

Harry: *overhears*

Draco: Potter?

Harry: *about to speak up*

Draco: No, Malfoy.

Draco: Harry Malfoy or Draco Potter

Harry: *from around a corner* Draco Potter sounds much better, if I do say so myself

Draco: How much of that did you hear?

Harry: *walks out* or you and I could be Malfoy-Potter. But I think we should plan this when we start dating

Draco: Are you asking me out?

The “straight guy” face

Sel’then’ek: “HumanRachel are you okay?”

Rachel: “What? Um yeah I’m fine, I’m just going to the bathrooms real quick.”

Sel’then’ek: “Rachel do not lie to me! I can smell your blood! Where are you injured? Let me help!”

Rachel: *backing away slowly* “Really Sel, I’m fine! It’s nothing!”

Sel’then’ek: “HumanRachel! Why won’t you tell me where you are hurt! Why are you running! Come back! WHY ARE YOU TAKING YOUR SATCHEL WITH YOU???!!!”

Feel free to add to this! I love to hear what people come up with!

Slytherin: What *under breath* probably

Hufflepuff: When you fell from heaven?

Slytherin: did you just call me Satan

Hufflepuff: no!! I meant you’re an angel

Slytherin: oh… I preferred Satan

Hufflepuff: um… I don’t want to date you anymore

Slytherin: why, did I scare you with my angelic sass, my fallen salt

Hufflepuff: I am sugar, not salt

Slytherin: *huge melodramatic gasp* a Hufflepuff with sass!! This is revolutionary and I would love to date you

The slytherin aesthetic is staying up to ungodly hours to work on a project, the only thing keeping your eyes open being your fifth cup of coffee and determination. It’s finally finishing that thing you decided to work on and breathing a sigh of satisfaction before collapsing in bed without a second thought.

But more than that, the slytherin aesthetic is the feeling of someone else looking at what you’ve accomplished, and pointing out the bits they like. It’s having your work acknowledged, its results, it’s success. Fuck, man, the slytherin aesthetic has nothing to do with having your eyebrows on fleek, and everything to do with your hard work paying off.

Sometimes the slytherins make up is flawless, sometimes they’ve donned a pressed suit, sometimes their look is perfect, but it’s not for the look itself. When I’m dressed up, it’s because those clothes are going to help me accomplish something that showing up in my usual ripped jeans wouldn’t.

Hufflepuff: French teacher

She was so lovely / But her sass never stopped / Gave me merits for shutting down sexist comments / Used memes in her lessons / Always wore loads of rings and had her hair in a messy bun / “if you say ‘j’ai chaud’, the French will turn the heating off, but if you say ‘je suis chaud’ the French will take their clothes off, do you get what I’m saying? …I’m talking about sex, Steven.’ / Brought in sweets on exam days / Dated the PE teacher in secret and ensured she got on all the school trips led by that department to spend time with him (’Because they need someone who speaks foreign languages’)

Slytherin: English teacher

Does impressions of teachers he doesn’t like / Everyone loves him / Everyone roasts him / ‘Can one of you guys make fun of me already? You’re being too respectful and I don’t like it.’ (two minutes later) ‘I don’t care if you all think my idea is shit, in this classroom I am your benevolent dictator with incredible theories!’ / Bought himself expensive French chocolate because a character in a book did / ‘Why did [character] shag him!? He’s not even rich!!!’ / Directs Shakespeare plays for fun / Wears a ‘revolution is only a t-shirt away’ t-shirt

Gryffindor: History teacher

Would get students to dress up and act out key events / Used Horrible Histories and Black Adder regularly in his lessons / Used to be an archaeologist and would tell crazy stories of his “occupational hazards” / ‘Did I tell you guys about the time I was chased by land pirates?’ / Would call feared historical figures ‘dicks’ in front of a class of thirty twelve-year-olds / ‘Can you imagine being in the French revolution? I’d execute David Cameron first, he has a potato face, the little prick.’

Ravenclaw: Music teacher