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That’s the Way the Cookies Crumble:

One morning, a generous class representative bakes a batch of homemade cookies for her class, even sharing them with a large majority of the student body. The catch: The treats are laced with laxatives, and made with a different kind of love. As it turns out, our model student is secretly a sadistic pervert with a love for scat, who would go to such extreme lengths to satisfy her voyeuristic tendencies. As the school day unfolds, we see her plan come more and more into fruition, until all hell ultimately breaks loose.

Now this sure is one hell of a senior prank, especially one to pull on her all-girls school. Boy, and you thought cleaning diarrhea off a basketball court was bad. No number of Taco Tuesdays or flu outbreaks could have prepared the janitors for this. You reckon they’d need hazmat suits?

Download link - I also cut it up into three acts if you’d like. Enjoy! https://mega.nz/#F!z1UxmIbI!wzXIWMmB1_w44Gguv-dLng

Press ‘f’ to pay respects to the class’ teacher for putting up with their ‘mess’. And let’s be real, there’s no way Miss Class Prez is not getting found out about this.

An evening of farts, brought to you by inulin.

CW: fart kink audio/video/underwear butt pic/video

The first one is a wet lube fart; after getting railed by my wife. I pushed a little, and it came out with no effort. 🤭

The second one was three hours later; I was so bloated, I started trying to push away all the air, gosh! I felt so stuffed; I could feel a big one coming, but only those small farts got out; it was kinda meh.

And the third one was minutes after that; I got on all fours because I could feel that colossal bubble of gas trying to get out of my body; I just needed a good position to expel it.

The audio doesn't sound that loud, but I'm not lying to you when I say that I'd wish to have a decibel measure instrument for this one; it was thunderous.

My lovely gf has very sensitive hearing (satan bless her for recording my stinks because she doesn't have this kink 💙) and told me the thing resonated in our entire room, which hurt her ears. 😰

We thought we woke up the neighbors 😅

We laughed a lot after recording this because even when I was editing this, with my headphones on, the massive sound of the fart bled through my headphones, so we couldn't help to laugh about it.

As always, headphones are recommended. 🎧

If you want to see the decensored versions of the first and third fart, check it on my Twitter; my tw has a lot of explicit sex, so beware.

These farts just came loud af, the sound kinda muffled, but you should have been there; they made the whole room rumble. 😳

And it felt so nice to let them out; just thinking of a girl sniffing my ass desperately makes me so wet. 🙈

Would you like to help your local girl with her IBS flatulence? 🥺

CW: fart kink audio/video/underwear butt pic/video

The first one is a wet lube fart; after getting railed by my wife. I pushed a little, and it came out with no effort. 🤭

The second one was three hours later; I was so bloated, I started trying to push away all the air, gosh! I felt so stuffed; I could feel a big one coming, but only those small farts got out; it was kinda meh.

And the third one was minutes after that; I got on all fours because I could feel that colossal bubble of gas trying to get out of my body; I just needed a good position to expel it.

The audio doesn't sound that loud, but I'm not lying to you when I say that I'd wish to have a decibel measure instrument for this one; it was thunderous.

My lovely gf has very sensitive hearing (satan bless her for recording my stinks because she doesn't have this kink 💙) and told me the thing resonated in our entire room, which hurt her ears. 😰

We thought we woke up the neighbors 😅

We laughed a lot after recording this because even when I was editing this, with my headphones on, the massive sound of the fart bled through my headphones, so we couldn't help to laugh about it.

As always, headphones are recommended. 🎧

If you want to see the decensored versions of the first and third fart, check it on my Twitter; my tw has a lot of explicit sex, so beware.

I've been kinda inactive here, so here's my butt farting on jeans.

I was holding that fart, so when I finally felt the bubbles going out from my butt, it got stuck, so I lifted my leg, and it went out instantly. 😳

I hope you like it; I'll return to be more active soon, maybe around December.

Love and kisses to all! 💖🥰