a time warped trek

Mexico: bro i've got some bad news for you

Dear “Dudes” in my work department, I kind of enjoy the fact that you’re intimidated by me…you should be. Hugs and out working you at an incredible rate, B

me: oh my god prepare to be very disappointed

I don't know if I'm watching too much Twin Peaks or what, but... I keep having this dream where there's a pure white ferret on the loose in my house and everyone except me is freaking out about finding it. I mean, everyone, from firemen to my mom to a congressman in a really nice navy suit. No one has been able to spot it, yet it keeps popping up in every damn place I'm in...alone. But since I don't feel the need to capture it, I just watch it. And each time it gives me this look that says "hey, dude, thanks." We each go on, doing our thing and everyone just keeps yelling at each other THAT IT MUST BE FOUND. According to several dream interpretations it might mean something akin to this... "To see a ferret in your dream symbolizes distrust and suspicion of others. The dream may also be a pun on searching. If the ferret in your dream is white, then it is highlighting or amplifying some trust issues in your waking life." Let's see if I get another visit tonight. (And yes, I know it's technically a "pine weasel" they're looking for on TP.)