LOOK AT MY EYES THIS IS DO OR DIE.

call my phone and say you need me baby

i agree with british people when they say fooking ell

i love quality time idc what we do i just wanna spend time with you

Really in the mood for kisses on the neck from a woman who can't keep her hands to herself

How do cats just manifest trash. You’ll vacuum your entire house and turn around and your cat will be running around with a kind of cardboard that didn’t exist until two seconds ago.

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

why does people info-dumping turn me into a love-stricken dumbass. like. i'll be listening to a girl yapping about what's on her mind or her interests or whatever else, and suddenly I have a painful urge to make out with her under the moonlight. what's up with that

wanna be his safest space. that’s all.

wanna be her safest space. that's all.