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“I went a little overboard sure… but I’m still alive. So shh.”

“ My  DIET  isn’t that bad – you’re just being fuckin’ dramatic about it, Whiz. I’m perfectly healthy.”

“Oh yeah suuuuurreeee.” Whizzer gets closer to Marvin and looks down at him “Except last time I -your pretty boy who’s in goddamn shape- checked ‘perfectly healthy’ guys don’t look like…” He gives a small sneer and gestures towards all of Marvin “Well this.”

“ the rest is just AGE – people get older, you know, and I think you  FORGET  I’m older than you. kind of by a lot. ”

“You are right your arms and legs are…ha very good”

“ you’ve seen me play against you at the courts -- does that look like a man who doesn’t take care of himself? ”  naturally, he leans for his physical capabilities rather than his intense amount of stress and lack of sleep. to Marvin, that was a good enough point for his side of the case. more IMPORTANT than diet or sleeping or stress levels.

“ My  DIET  isn’t that bad – you’re just being fuckin’ dramatic about it, Whiz. I’m perfectly healthy.”

“Oh yeah suuuuurreeee.” Whizzer gets closer to Marvin and looks down at him “Except last time I -your pretty boy who’s in goddamn shape- checked ‘perfectly healthy’ guys don’t look like…” He gives a small sneer and gestures towards all of Marvin “Well this.”

“ the rest is just AGE -- people get older, you know, and I think you  FORGET  I’m older than you. kind of by a lot. ”

“ c’mere -- lay right up here. we’re both havin’ a shit night. ”

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“ so… ___… how was your day today? ” “ good ” “ ___! ” “ … yeah what’s up? ” “ your day, how was it? ” “ what about you, honey? how was your day? was it good? ” “ it was fine ” “ i have absolutely HAD IT! ” “ you people have NOTHING to say?! ” “ what the hell has become of this family? ” “ my own children/child, i ask you: how was your day? how was your day? and what do i get in response? gooooood. fiiiiiiine. the same god damn thing. every. DAY. ” “ i ask you: how was your day? how was your day? and what do i get in response? gooooood. fiiiiiiine. the same god damn thing. every. DAY. ” “ just TALK. SPEAK. with your MOUTH. ” “ just TALK ” “ you know what i miss? aah… i miss the olden days… when you guys actually gave a SHIT about this family! ” “ you know what i miss? aah… i miss the olden days… ” “ remember the good old days? remember? ” “ remember when i would snuggle up in your bed and read you Dr. Seuss every night until you went to sleep? do you remember that? ” “ green eggs and ham? you remember green eggs and ham? green eggs and fucking ham? ” “ it was your favorite ” “ do you remember when we used to climb under the comforters and we used to play spaceship and we used to pretend that we were flying through the solar system? ” “ i miss that… ” “ i miss my little girl/boy ” “ you were brainwashed from the seventh grade ” “ all you do now is you go to these bar mitzvah’s, you dress in- like- a short dress? with high heels? w– w-with- with make up on? it doesn’t look good. ” “ it doesn’t look good, ___, you’re a beautiful girl, ___, you don’t NEED this ” “ you don’t need this fake stuff that’s just eating away at your innocence ” “ what happened to my little girl/boy? ” “ do you remember the times we used to go to Bobby Bizzarros, y’know, just get some sliders, play some shuffleboard, have some great father-son bonding time, y’know? ” “ remember when we used to play catch in the backyard with that baseball that i caught at Yankees-Mariners game? ” “ you remember it? you remember it? you remember it? ” “ May second, 2008, aaaahh… ” “ it’s been so long since you even considered making a memory with me ” “ it’s like you woke up one morning with hair on your balls and you just forgot who i am ” “ you don’t tell me anything about your personal life ” “ you don’t tell me anything about your personal life, i can’t even get your attention with this stupid fucking cell phone ” “ i mean Jesus, ___, it’s just damn right disappointing ” “ i’m your own father/mother and you pretend like i don’t even exist ” “ oh, and by the way, pull your pants up when you get a chance ” “ and you. don’t think i’d forgotten about you ” “ i cannot believe you! look at yourself! ” “ you just let all this shit happen and you don’t do anything about it! ” “ i work my god damn ass off ” “ you do nothing! nothing! ” “ you just walk around, y’know laaa de daa de daa! swiping my fucking credit card, buying shit we don’t need ” “ oh! oh look at this! i like this! i want that! ” “ oh honey, i like that, and i like that ” “ i love shoes! i don’t have enough shoes! yaaaaayyyy! ooooo shoes! i don’t have enough! ” “ you just come back and you just sit here and you drink glass after glass of wine ” “ you look miserable. you ARE miserable ” “ i haven’t touched your boobs in seven months. grazing them with my elbow in the kitchen doesn’t count ” “ when was the last time you just stopped what you were doing just for a second- just for a- just a second- and you look me in the eye and say: i love you, hun. when was the last time you said that to me? ” “ i kill myself for this family and i get nothing from you ” “ i cannot believe what has happened to this family ” “ you’re all so involved in your own shit that you can’t even have a conversation with each other ” “ i can’t even sit at dinner at my own dinner table and have a conversation with my family! WHAT THE FUCK. ” “ for God sakes! CAN SOMEBODY TELL ME? WHAT IS WRONG? WITH THIS FAMILY? ANYBODY? ” “ can someone pass the salt, please? ”

“ Consider this: being buried alive is painful, but interesting. ” “ In the future, everything will seem ridiculous. Don’t be afraid to enjoy it. ” “ Hunger is real. ” “ Keep being obsessed with sex. If you need inspiration, bleed. ” “ Living is mundane. ” “ After nudity, comes pain. ” “ Being a lawyer can be a lot like being strangled. ” “ Wow! Here comes poverty! ” “ Without the fabrication of ignorance you can not have glory. ” “ Every corner of the past is supposed to be for all of mankind. ” “ After the regrets, comes the whining. ” “ Only criminals manipulate your tears. ” “ Criminals are cool. ” “ Don’t be cruel, just question your own soul’s agenda. ” “ Rock music. It’s alive and well. ” “ Cut your hair, see what happens, and your true self will let the stress dissolve. ” “ Never say ‘be my wife’. Say ‘pull my hair’. ” “ Market capitalism. It’s a theory made up by some drunk in a pub. ” “ Fame is tragic. ” “ Only when you seek the hidden dimension of hell, will you actually see yourself. ” “ Keep laughing and be dumb. ” “ Remind yourself that it’s ok to be important. Today. ” “ Keep playing the tuba. ” “ Public drunkenness and drug abuse go hand in hand. ” “ Someday, the world will seem like a joke. So surrender. ” “ Life is sucking up to chaos. ” “ Where imagination collapses, atrocities are born. ” “ Misinterpreting transhumanism destroys dreams. ” “ A relationship is exactly like a boring dream. It sounds kinda cool, till you realize the joke is on you. ” “ With average skill comes average self-worth. ” “ Becoming a professional within the fine art of goofing around calls for pixie dust. ” “ Be in support of a famous person. ” “ Being average can be a lot like getting your nipples pierced… Heartbreaking. ” “ Be the first to reason with what no one has ever reasoned with. ” “ Hate her. ” “ Don’t dream. Terrify. ” “ Throwing keggers is not great for the environment. ” “ Trust your fears, and you shall receive life. ” “ A voice can be shared by everyone. ” “ Technology is a slaughterhouse. ” “ Lairs and bitches! Work together and defeat your common enemy, the policemen! ” “ There’s no reason not to make everybody else do their fucking job. ” “ Knowing that you are hated makes you incredible. ” “ You cockmaster. ” “ It’s never too late to pimp out your lover. ” “ You will do as you’re told. ” “ Authority: man’s best friend. ” “ Please don’t befriend your girlfriend. ” “ Somebody has to smoke. Carpe diem. ” “ Socialism is a riddle. ” “ Don’t obey a co-worker. Listen to a co-worker. ” “ Love is a journey just for you. ” “ First they ignore you, then they sodomize you, and then they make love to you. ” “ Intelligence is usually accompanied by masculinity. ” “ Someday, everything will be ten times harder. So get married. ” “ Take a shot of vodka in your cubicle. ” “ You don’t have to apologize for being confused. ” “ Romance is worth fighting for. So what? ” “ Before the sodomy, comes dinner. ” “ Isn’t it kind of obvious that depressions can become reality someday? ” “ Let go of all your anxieties, surrender, and thou shalt have confidence. ”