sucker and fucker

this will be the most popular song in 2020 neo-california after all the wells dry out

this reads like a @the-gentleman-who-wants-to-fuck post.

gonna ask the whales that intentionally beach themselves to escape the hum of radio signals and diesel engines what they think of eco-socialism and so-called solarpunk

You want my advice? Log off tumblr and make yourself a nice grilled cheese, using good crusty bread with ½ cheddar and ½ parmesan cheese. The best possible soup for dipping it into is Campbell’s tomato soup, the kind that comes in a little can that you mix with water, only instead use milk. 

*reloads a previous save and comes back with soup and grilled cheese ready for you*

quentin tarantino’s infinity war reboot

j…just like…