Witchery etc.

For when someone has wronged you and you’re ready to cut them from your life.

💋Gather toilet paper, a pen, lemon juice, and water.

💋Write down their name and how they wronged you on slips of paper.

💋Write down (and speak if you like) what you hope will happen to them.

💋Tear up paper, place at bottom of cup.

💋Add lemon juice “I remove all the sourness you brought to my life and any sourness you would’ve brought in any future”.

💋Add water and stir. “I wash away your ill-affects and ill wishes”.

💋Flush down the toilet.

Rose scrubs and floral soaks—

snaps from my afternoon walk — such a fabulous day 🌿☀️

//playlists for each of the witches, playlists that, for me, hold their essence\ 

green witch 🌿🦌✨

urban witch 🏙🕯

tech witch 👾🕹

love witch 💖🥀🌸

moon witch 🌙🔮

sun witch ☀️🌻

cosmic witch 🛸💫🚀

❤️ - Energy, vitality, strength, passion, sex, love, protection, fire, fertility, fast action, potency, lust, blood, physical love and passion, courage, warmth, attraction, magnetism, desire, action, physical strength, power, willpower

🧡 - Happiness, success, career, goals, stimulation, attraction, power, luck, sudden changes, warmth, energy building, enthusiasm, emotional healing, courage, ambition

💛 - Intellect, wisdom, honor, inspiration, creativity, intelligence, concentration, memory, logic, learning, attraction, confidence, mental powers, cheerfulness, energy, changes, endurance, stability, security

💚 - Abundance, growth, money, success, wealth, physical healing, health, marriage, fertility, employment, balance, healing, financial success, good luck, nature appreciation, love

💙 - Wisdom, harmony, inner light, peace, healing, sleep, creativity, perception, truth, loyalty, dreams

💜 - Ancient wisdom, the third eye, psychic powers, meditation, spirituality, success, confidence, hidden knowledge, protection, divination, expansion, spiritual protection, power, healing, recognition

Robin Hood Men in Tights (directed by Mel Brooks) is one of the best Robin Hood tales ever.

It has:

1: This song.

2: Cary Elwes plays Robin Hood as if he were playing Westley playing Robin Hood, in an over-the-top snarky fashion. His pride and self-assurance are impressive, almost as much as the fact that “unlike other Robin Hoods, I can speak in an English accent.”

3: Dave Chappelle as Ahchoo, son of Ahsneeze (a prisoner who helped Robin escape jail in the Holy Land) who went to England to study, and Robin promised to keep an eye out for. The only person in the film snarkier than Robin, who never takes off his Air Jordans and does a flawless Malcom X parody to convince the peaceful villagers to join the Merry Men.

4: Instead of Friar Tuck, we have Rabbi Tuckman, purveyor of sacramental wine. And circumcisions. Played by Mel Brooks, and clearly having way too much fun with it.

5: More anachronisms than you can shake a stick at. Ahchoo’s Air Jordans and baseball cap styled hat are only the tip of the iceburg, it gets so much better.

6: Prince John is so done with everything. He clearly doesn’t want to be here (in a good way).

7: The jail-keeper in the Holy Land is a parody of a hotel maître d and is just so happy to be doing what he’s doing. I love him so much. 

8: Parodying how ridiculous “the chop” is as a sportsfan thing by having a whole bleacher full of people in medieval garb do it to cheer Robin on for no explained reason other than someone thought of it. 

9: An extended “Godfather” parody

081/365