love's gonna get you down

Oh, a musical? Way more my speed. I’ll have to check it out sometime. I’d suggest a marathon but that seems like a weird movie to pair up with Angry Birds which is already weird by itself; it has the tiny guy from Game of Thrones as one of the many voices in it, did you know that? I don’t think that the pigs need more anything, I think the pigs are just a metaphor for colonialism, but that’s just my take. Oh, and they wanted to eat bird eggs! There was also that! And no, it’s less about being cut off and more of wanting to commit to this human experience, you know? I think it’s treating me really well.

We can have a watch session if you’re like me and way better at this kinda thing when you’ve got someone to watch with. I always end up like, dancing around and then I start doing chores and I come back and I missed half the thing. I didn’t know that, dude; that show bums me out, all the hottest guys are dead and Jon Snow’s ass is snowier than his name. So what’s that part a metaphor for? Is that for cannibalism? Because I know that’s a stretch but that would be a wild twist. Hey, I’ve got you. I dig the human thing a lot more than the virtual thing, too, although I do miss the candy sometimes... It doesn’t grow on trees here, they gotta get on that. 

Okay, ew! I guess I set myself up for that one. Adam is not anybody’s Daddy, please. 

Damn, why not? Seems like a missed opportunity.

See, this is why we need clarification, because I totally thought you meant that movie Passion of the Christ which I haven’t seen but which sounds way more dramatic. Have you not seen the Angry Birds movie? You have to, it’s actually kind of cute - the pigs aren’t mad so much as they want more land, it’s basically them trying to go turbo into Bird World. Well, now that I can’t body mod as regularly, eating as sweet as I want is a no go, which is the saddest thing. I miss it, I crave it, and I make do.

Nah, man, I don’t even think I can sit through that one, it sounds real heavy. At least I get to hear some song and dance in JCC before he bites the big one. I hadn’t checked it out yet but I heard it’s good, and a second one’s coming out, too. What do they need more land for? Is pig overpopulation going down? You afraid Fairy Godmother’s gonna cut you off if you ask to go back and visit too many times? She gets a little suspicious, but it’s doable.

@theliadam: 

As my platonic girl friend, you should know my type isn’t blonde! Do I have to date someone with a rainbow afro to prove it?

@reeserainbeau, is your mom single? Because, to answer my platonic boy friend’s question, yes – yes you do. 

Not the type of Daddy I was imagining him being, but yeah, she’s available.

Cute guy, it would have been an honor if it were true.

@Hunt4stars: Got lost and ended up right in front of The Museum of Eroticism of all things. Glad to see the #OrionBrand is still strong even out of Walt.

Oh, it’s definitely still working. 

I don’t prefer it, but I spend a lot of my money on candy, anyway, so I like it just as much. Just as long as it’s not Watermelon Twizzlers. I am not about watermelon Twizzlers.

Which one? I kind of feel like there’s more than one movie about Jesus. And yay, thank you! I believe in you too, even though belief in you was never in question. Did people think pigs were birds at one point? Flying and laying eggs and all that? I have to look that up sometime. Savory can be amazing too, but I feel you - you’re from the sweetest place to ever sweet, after all, your flavor profile is entirely your own.

Guess it doesn’t matter which one, he dies in all of them. But I meant that musical, Jesus Christ Superstar. Maybe that explains why they’re at war in Angry Birds, the pigs are mad that the birds are out here stealing their wings. All these people who say it makes them sick or it starts to taste bad after a while? I can’t imagine what they’re thinking, sounds fake, feels fake.

Gus: Good, I almost thought you were being serious about that one 😂

Gus: Well said! I'm guessing this one will be a lot of fun to prepare for, they can go crazy with the sets and costumes! Lmao, you're asking me something I don't know yet, I've barely done any research 🤣 Too bad you never got to see me play Danny Zuko in Grease then, 'cause I have a feeling this role is going to be a lot less sexy. Unless I put a spin on him of course 😋

Gus: The only thing I'm less excited about is that I've seen some actors literally perform on their knees to make themselves look shorter for the role... Guess I'll have to go to the gym more to build up knee strength so I don't literally break a leg on stage 🙃

Reese: Nah, usually assume I'm NOT being serious. Especially if you've seen me eating a lot of candy that day, more candy = more lies.

Reese: I don't know, you're up against an ogre and a donkey, I'm pretty sure all you have to do is exist to be more sexy than either of those guys lol. I was bummed I wasn't here for Greese, though; too busy wandering off the Sugar Rush path and eating the course the weekend you guys put it on.

Gus: Please, we live in a time where even SpongeBob SquarePants has a Broadway musical, are you honestly surprised? 😜

Gus: It's been around for like a decade now, and I don't think any productions are happening anymore atm, which is probably why you never heard about it. 🤷‍♂️

Gus: I think it's a pretty random choice after all the classics the PRT has chosen before this... I'm going to roll with it, though. Tell me, what do you think about me as Lord Farquaad? 🤔

Reese: WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!

Reese: (Just kidding, I knew about that one. Thanks, Chrissy Teigen!)

You know, I didn’t exactly get taught a whole lot about that when I came to this place. I think when other people masturbate is usually when I grab some candy to eat instead. 

Well, I want to be as good a person as I can be! But that still could mean there’s a cap on how good I could be, right? No one can be, like, infinitesimally good. And no, pigs don’t make eggs, that much I know for sure - they’re mammals so they likely make milk but, like, not the kind people use in cupcakes! If the cupcakes had bacon on them, maybe that could work, but they didn’t; bacon maple cupcakes are so tasty though, guilt aside. If you haven’t had them recently, you should.

Not without people wanting to kill them, I mean, you’ve seen that movie about Jesus, right? You can find your good quota, though, little man, I believe in your coding and in whatever off-book learning you’ve been doing, too. People sure talk about pigs flying a lot, though, and they don’t do either. I’ve had a bacon maple donut, but I’ve never made the crossover into the cupcake world. You know me, though; I’m all about the sweets, sometimes the savory ruins it for me.

You know, @gusdupont is a pretty man. I’ll take whatever he wants to give to keep himself alive. 

Kitten: First one who can give me an undeniably valid reason not to spend half my paycheck on Hogwarts Mystery energy, gets a free large pizza on me! This game is so frustrating!

I’d say ‘ouch’ but I can’t argue with results! Whether it was on purpose or on accident, it’s good knowing people who are better than me; Dad says that’s the only way you can get better, after all. And right? There are no pigs in cupcakes even, why did they want to guilt me?! I think we can classify that as cruel and unusual punishment, maybe.

Nah, the only way you can get better is if you want to get better! It’s not about what other people are doing, my dude, it’s about what’s in your heart and who you want to be. Pigs don’t even make milk or eggs, do they? No pig products in them at all.