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hello! so i'll be switching to a new account (my liked posts here are a lot). im probably gonna switch when im done with this story im working on: Back From the Dead
this profile doesnt have a lot of followers but to those who like my fics, my new account's user will be @./reyo_sun . i will try to upload at least one or two fics on that account every week (i swear i promise pde niyokong kotongan if that doesnt happen) so, temporary good byes to this account.
Back From the Dead
01: The Replacement
It’s been a year and two months after Mc’s death. It hurts to remember, but they all had to move on. The wounds felt fresh again every time someone brought them up so Diavolo decided to bring another exchange student down.
It was against Belphegor’s wishes, but it wasn’t his place or disposition to argue. Diavolo didn’t want to bring another human down, either. But it was important to achieve the peace he’d want for his people and the other worlds.
The new human called themselves RN. It took some time for each brother to warm up the human, but eventually got to know them better. It felt as if Mc’s shoes were filled.
They forgot about Mc, for a time. RN filled them with the happiness they oh so ever missed. One day, during a cleaning day, they (RN) strayed into a mysterious room. It was decorated and dusty.
Opening the lights, there was a lot of throw pillows. The sheets were colored purple, magenta, and the lights shines bright. There was a nice rug, and a dining table, as it seemed, behind the bed.
A few photos were hung on the top. RN picks one of the photos up, looking at the people inside and… “RN.” Lucifer looks at them, stern. “I told you not to come inside this room, correct?”
“Yes.” RN replies, blinking. “Sorry.” they simply said, putting down the picture. Lucifer looks at them running out the room and took the picture in his hand.
He puts it back on the wall, closing the door again. Mc’s room was abandoned and cold once more but Lucifer shouldn’t care by now. What’s happened has happened. It hurts at times, but everyone had to move on.
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Midnight struck, RN opens the door to Mc’s room once more. Curious, aren’t they? They sat on the dust filled floor in their pajamas, looking around at the place as they inspected the photo on the wall once more.
A pretty lamb, and the seven brothers all in a photo. Were they a sibling? Were they a lover? Confusion was etched and visible on RN’s face as they stood up.
“Who… are you?”
everytime I remember about obme!st4t4n being born out of lucifer's wrath I actually imagine lucifer giving BIRTH to him like 💀 lucifer: OH MY GOD THE BABYS COMING mammon: YOU WERE PREGNAT!?!?! WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF WAR WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA DO lucifer: IM GONNA BIRTH THIS KID WHAT ELSE AM I GONNA DO???? mammon: IDK HOLD IT IN??????? lucifer: ITS A CHILD NOT SHIT YOU FUCKING MORON
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satan a few years later: sooooo did i come out of lucifer's wand stick or his ass????
Back From the Dead
00: Humans Don’t Live THAT Long
Loosing someone that you care about is one of the hardest things in life. It hurts to see when the coffin is laid down, or when the cremations begins. Sitting there, knowing you’ll never be able to see them again. Knowing you’ll never be able to talk to them again. Then you have to go on with life.
It’s been felt at the grandest scale everyday, it’s not going to stop. Not everyone’s immortal, unless your Solomon, a demon, or an angel. And it hurts to keep remembering. Just know that even when I’m gone, I’ll still be there by your side.
Those were Mc’s last words.
It was hard to move on. The brothers cared for them deeply. They loved them so much. The emotional turmoil was too much to bare. The longing for their presence, the longing to be held in their arms again.
It was all impossible to accomplish again. Their precious little lamb, growing old with them. Their precious little lamb who helped mend family issues. Their precious little lamb who fell in love with each and every one. Their little lamb who practically became family.
It’s as if a part of their souls has been ripped out from their body directly. Why did this have to happen? How did it even happen? They sat there, unmoving from their spots as Mc’s body was carried inside the cremation room.
It hurts to see the one you love one last time, doesn’t it? It was like Lilith all over again. And again. Don’t even get started with the royals. They’ve been there, too. At the back of the room, watching. They didn’t get to know Mc the way the brothers did but it hurts.
A trusted friend has been snatched away by death, too. The Purgatory boys stood still, feeling the pain and tension in the room. This was not something that could be reversed anymore. The damage was there, and it was permanent.
“Simeon..? Is this what it feels to lose someone?” asked the small angel, Luke. For a time, he thought Mc was a parent figure, it was harder for him. A child to lose someone hurts more, too. The salt in already open wounds, it was too much for everyone.
Everyone was lost in thought. Mammon sat at the very corner. Was it his fault? He couldn’t protect you? Maybe if he asked Solomon to do the same immortality potion to Mc, maybe this would’ve never happened. But this was fate versus him.
They knew it hurt, so one by one, they left. Mammon was left staring in thought at the cremation going on inside. He had his hands on his knees, his tears endlessly flowing out.
“I’ll love you until the end. That’s my promise on repeat, Mc.” Mammon said softly, standing up to leave. He had to move past.. even if it hurt to do so.

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Back From the Dead Mast.
tags : obey me x gn ! mc , scenario , lucifer x gn ! mc , leviathan x gn ! mc , asmodeus x gn ! mc , belphagor x gn ! mc , diavolo x gn ! mc , simeon x gn ! mc , solomon x gn ! mc , obey me mc harem , sfw , angst
Hi!! So I’ve decided to create a small fic from an idea by @myluckymoon (check their profile out !!! )! This is probably not going to be finished very quickly, since my school semester had just started (im on my second day). I will try to update as soon as I can (maybe 6PM PHILIPPINE TIME) everyday because oh my gawd the school has a lot of expectations.
Enough about the rant, I will also most likely just have this in masterlist format for now since I don’t think I can fit all my ideas into one single fic. Since I have this cleared up, I’ll begin writing the stories !!
00: Humans Don’t Live THAT Long
01: The Replacement
02: They’re Not You
03: The Solution?
04: Ineffective
05: Acceptance
06: Solution 2.0
07: Welcome Back
i swear to fucking god belphie after lesson 16 was probably like:
"dearest mc, im so sorry for what i have done, accept my humblest apologies whiech was totally not forced out of me by the eldest shithead of a brother. btw wanna start ganging up on him? okay thanks, bye.
That’s your ex!?!?! Ew.
tags : obey me x gn ! mc , scenario , lucifer x gn!mc , leviathan x gn!mc , asmodeus x gn!mc , belphagor x gn!mc , diavolo x gn!mc , simeon x gn!mc , solomon x gn!mc , (PLATONIC) luke x gn!mc , obey me mc harem , fluff , sfw
LUCIFER:
Lucifer was lowkey annoyed. This little roach looked like they’d been drinking. Their eyes were red, tears were running down his cheeks, staining it. That person had been at it for minutes on no end, thinking that they were better than the Avatar of Pride.
He’s about to lose it, it was too much for him to hear. “I’m better than him, please leave him for me!”.
Grabbing your hand, Lucifer looks at your ex intimidatingly. “I’m sorry but me and my FIANCE must be going.” seeing that person’s face go pale as he told the subtle lie made Lucifer’s ego boost sky high after that.
LEVI:
Levi looks at you as you walked through the convention. Outwardly, he looked normal, like an otaku! Inwardly, he’s screaming in tears. He got so insecure because my gosh, your ex was a bomb, and he hoped they’d explode. He just wanted you to himself.
The thought of you being that person’s ex bothered him, it was a pain. He was getting insecure, were you still in love with them? He had a rush of emotions, a rush of assumptions run down his spine.
“Anyways, who even is that?” your ex asks, only noticing Levi now. You grabbed Levi’s hand in yours, eyebrows furrowed. “Oh! Meet my soon to be boyfriend who loves friend zoning me.” Levi has never gotten redder.
ASMO:
“Honey.” Asmo starts, his arm still intertwined with yours. “Do you need help?” you look at Asmo then your ex in confusion. “Hon, are you sure that’s a man? I mean, please, I can be better.” he said, mockingly looking at your ex as he grimaces.
You began to laugh, your ex getting slightly annoyed.
“If you think you can do better than me,” Asmo started, “know your place, you trash.”
BELPHIE:
You were shopping for pillows, you didn’t intend to meet your ex there. But you stumbled on an aisle where your ex was. You left Belphie by accident at a random aisle getting curious as you took items and ended up in the pillow case aisles. The knowing roll of your name of their tongue annoyed you.
It felt like a horrible twist when they began apologizing, claiming they’d never do it again. But suddenly, a familiar hand was wrapped around your ex’s neck. You never thought you’d be happier to see him. “Belphie.!” you smile warmly.
“Sometimes I question your life choices. But then I remember I was one of them.”
DIAVOLO:
Diavolo felt heartbroken when he saw your ex with you. It was a huge misunderstanding! You were at a formal human event with him (it was a super secret date) and he left to get drinks for the both of you. Your ex came up and began talking to you.
He ran up to you in a childish manner, crying. “What the hell, Mc!!?!? I can treat you better, I can give you a better life, don’t leave me!!” he sobs.
Giggling, you hold his hand. “I won’t. Anyways, meet my ex! [ex name] meet my boyfriend!”
SIMEON:
He looks at your ex like they were a disgrace given from Devildom itself. You were both on your way home to your human realm home. Ever since he became human, you decided to live together. And with him being human, he was able to feel the sins creep up onto his spine, fogging his brain. In this case, wrath and envy.
“Simeon. Snap out of it..” you began as he tightened his grip on your hand. Once he realized his anger, he smiles it off.
“Sorry. But really? Mc, please, this.. being doesn’t deserve to be in your presence.”
SOLOMON:
You and Solomon were coming back from the groceries, holding hands. Your ex snuck up on you guys and just began begging for a second chance. Solomon watches your ex with a happy expression. He felt the pride rushing through his veins, his smile widened as he watched with such malicious expression.
You were both ignoring your ex, peacefully walking home. Once they stopped and you were home, Solomon looks at you.
“I didn’t know your ex yapped like a monkey.”
LUKE:
Your ex spotted you and Luke shopping for baking tools, hand in hand. Barbatos had left you there in that aisle since he was required to get something else. “Mc!!! It’s been a year since we broke up and you went missing!! D-did you break up because you had a secret child!?!?” your ex cried as he pointed at the young angel.
Luke wasn’t pleased at the gesture and argued back: “So what if they have a child!? It’s not like it’s your business anyways!” he said, barking at him.
“Besides, you’re not worth Mc’s time anyway, come on Mc, baking can wait later!” Luke huffed, holding your hand as he led you to where Barbatos was. “No offense, but of all creatures that can walk this universe, dating that guy was extremely idiotic of you.”
Thumbelina
tags : obey me x gn ! mc , scenario , satan x gn!mc , beelzebub x gn!mc , belphagor x gn!mc , barbatos x gn!mc , solomon x gn!mc , obey me mc harem , sfw
(BEEL AND BELPHIE’S PART IS CONNECTED)
wherein they accidentally turned you into a thumbelina. (oopsies)
SATAN:
He was shook when he saw you on the table. You were staring back up at him. You and he were working on a small project for a class in RAD and the potion you were making spilled onto you. Satan furiously flipped through the pages, having to turn you back to normal before Lucifer gets his hands on him.
“I’m sorry.” he said, smiling anxiously.
“I’m gonna shove my foot down your throat when I turn back.”
BEEL:
Beel wanted you to try eating a new dish that he found online! He didn’t really read the ingredients wherein one of them could shrink a human into a tiny little atom. The moment you laid your head on your bed and from the moment you woke up, you saw the world how a cockroach or a fae would.
Once Beel came inside your room, he tried looking for you up and down. He thought you were with Belphie so he ran up to the attic.
BELPHIE:
Belphie had your tiny body in his palm, blinking. “I could fold my hands and watch you die like this.” he said, smiling as he looked at you. You tried to scurry away only to be stopped by his thumb. “Oh chillax, I’m not gonna do that. Lucifer’s gonna have my head hung outside of the house if I do that.” Beel rushed into the attic, looking at you. “Oh Diavolo, I’m so sorry Mc! Please forgive me, I didn’t know what the food contained.”
Let’s just say before Beel bought anything new for you and him to try, he’d first read all the ingredients.
BARBATOS:
You had a few things to buy in the Human Realm and you asked him to accompany you. Barbatos agreed, no hesitations asked, and held your hand as he went through the portal. But when you guys came out, he was nervous as he held you in his palm.
Apparently, the portal had… a teeny flaw and made you small. “Oh my.. I am so sorry, Mc. Please forgive me.”
“You’re paying for my things.”
SOLOMON:
Solomon decided to laugh at you. He asked you to be the test subject for an experiment he conducted. You were the size of half a pencil because of it. “Stop laughing you shady wizard! Is there a solution?” you ask as he flipped through the pages of his potions book.
“Oopsies.”
“What? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY oOpsIes?” you exclaimed. “Guess who’s gonna stay like that for a week.” he replies. You ignored him for more than a week, even when you turned back to normal.
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Pudding
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Obey Me x japanese!gn!reader
tags : obey me , fluff , sfw , i honestly have no idea , xreader , i love purin omfg , im sobbing <3 , obeymemains , im back in this era again ig , scenarios , reyosanworks
The scenario > It's been cool in the Devildom. Winter is hell but manageable. But there was always something missing... Your homeland. The human realm. Ever since you were kidnapped, you've been missing the human realm. And the food there.
LUCIFER
Lucifer just happened to be there for business, as usual. He never really went anywhere without reason anyways. After his business, he stops by a store. It was a pastry store!
You always yapped about pastries in Japan that's being so tasty and that you missed it so much. He thinks for a bit and checked his wallet. Of course, there was more than needed in so he shrugged.
He was lucky to be there early. There a lot of customers in line but he was third to order. Once he did, he orders your favorite pastries, including purin.
Of course, there were others such as custard buns for you. It was really up to you if you wanted to share or not. But one thing's for certain, he'll just give you the pastries and get on with life (he just wants to see you smileee)
MAMMON
Honestly, he'll never buy anything for anyone. Maybe once in a while but every time he hears you talk about pastries from the human realm, the more he wants to buy it for you.
So for your birthday, he made it a habit to go up to the human realm and buy you tasty treats. However, it turns out your favorite store was closed.
He searched online for the best pastry shops and found an aesthetic one. He went in the store, and his bad luck gave him the fifty-second place in line. But no worries, he'll just wait and then order. He'll also brag to you about it afterwards. After all, The Great Mammon got your pudding for ya'.
LEVIATHAN
Originally, both of you came up to go to huge anime conventions! This time, you came down with the flu so you couldn't join. Levi was kinda sad you couldn't join.
So, he got you all kinds of merch you wanted. While he was going back, he looks at a nice pastry shop with cute pictures of purin. People who came out the shop were happy with the purin the bought so he decided to give it a go.
Going inside, he takes out his wallet and bought about four purin you can eat while he's playing! Of course, anything for you. And the pastries were cheap but decent looking. He just hopes when he comes back, you're all well to eat sweet things.
SATAN
He wanted this book that was only available in the human realm so he came up to buy it. Satan takes a look around the stores, then picks the book he wants.
Due to you being stacked with work with no end, he had to go by himself. Walking out the bookstore inside the mall, he found a place where people sell purin!
He always wondered what was the hype but before he was even able to leave, he remembers how much you love it. You usually talk about it a lot and eat Barbatos or Luke's puddings for a substitute. So, he walks in then out with purin in his hand to give it to you. He's already imagining the shower of thanks you'll give him.
ASMODEUS
Asmo found this really nice line of makeup products. This time, you were with him in the human world. You were both just shopping around and he bought lots of things.
While you were at the bathroom, Asmo was sitting inside an aesthetic café. He looks around and then saw the menu that offers lots of pastries. Asmo smiles as he got up to order a purin for you.
He believes that sugar's not good for your skin but a treat for you anytime is just fine with him. (pls shower this twink with kisses after)
BEEZLEBUB
Coming up, he decided to buy lots of food. You were in a terrible mood since you got late for class, and for that reason, you were put in detention. You didn't even eat lunch yet!
Beel's overly concerned for you so he finds a lot of your favorite foods. Finally, he arrived at a place which just sells milk tea and purin. He always remembered how you talked about your nostalgia with purin so he went inside.
He picks out the original, the strawberry flavored, everything! He tried so hard not to take even a nip, just for you. So when he gets back, please let him hug you as much as he wants to!! (ILOVEHIMSOMUCHOMFG)
BELPHAGOR
Belphie didn't wanna buy you anything at first. He was just walking around to check out a new pillow. There was this brand of pillow that was never added into Devildom's collection so he came up to just see and consider buying.
He just wandered around, eventually selecting to buy a pillow case. Belphie then saw a shop from afar, lots of people lined up. Going there, he saw the menu. Purin!
Honestly, he doesn't like eating super sweet things. It makes him feel disgustingly awake. However, he remembers how you and Beel ate the last batch of purin Barbatos made on your birthday.
So, he waited out the line to buy you and Beel lots of purin (he almost fell asleep waiting). He'll lose his usual allowance on the human realm, but it's for you and Beel, anyways.
made: 05/06/24
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As Annoying It Can Be
Childe x Gn!Reader
(tags: modern au, collage au, roommate au, sfw, a BIT suggestive, mostly fluff, frenemies)
Tw: swearing
You always had hated Childe. It didn't help that he and you were roomates. This little bitch would always disturb you. Sometimes he'd being a girl back to the dorm and do the deed on her.
You then pull pranks on him after which gets him mad. Of course, you were both rivals.. but... you can't help but still care for each other.
When you get hurt, Childe will find the silly little motherfucker who beat you up and fucking almost murder him.
When he gets into a fight, which is nothing out of the ordinary, you'd always tend to his wounds.
Today was nothing out of the ordinary. "How the fuck did you get into a fight now, you fucking orange skyscraper?" You sigh, putting band aids on his arms and legs.
"For fun." He replied, confident. You stomp your feet onto the ground, nearing your face near his, eyebrows furrowed.
"I can't do this shit forever."
Childe blushed and then smirks, holding your waist. He put his hand on your chin. "What if you can~?" He teases.
"I can't," you scoff, rolling your eyes, "what if I had class?"
"Then I'd bribe the teacher so that he'd let you out."
"If I were in a burning building?"
"I'll rescue you."
"And If I were a worm."
"I'll take you in my hands and pray to Morax he'd make you human." Childe said, pulling you towards him. "I only have eyes for you, you know~? You're mine and I'm yours.
"Ugh... I love you too, I guess." You begin to smile. Childe smiles back at you, "Those girls, they can fuck themselves. I love you."
Childe pulls you into a kiss. Ah yes, you can either hate him or love him, but everyone knows the second option is better.
You hate it, but you love his love. As annoying it can be.
Playing In The Rain With Him
He scolded you at first for dragging him out into the rain but after seeing your silly face as you giggled, who was he to resist you?
Just in case you wanted to get inside after, he'd prepare towels on the porch. He smiled a bit as you lead him out, your hand in his.
You look up at him, as he held you close to him. He moved his lips to yours a bit, letting it brush against yours. He pulled away and smiles as he kisses you again.
But after awhile, the rain stopped and you two went inside. It was an enjoyable experience, to be with him. Playing with him in the rain.
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Diluc, Baizhu, ZHONGLI, Ayato, CYNO, Kaeya, SATAN, Belphie, Raphael, DRAKEN, Kakucho
Hopeless Romantic
Ayato x Gn! Reader
(Angst / Modern Au)
A/n: my brain ain't braining no more 🤡
You had been his best friend for years, silently nursing a deep and unrequited love for him. The weight of your feelings bore down on you, rendering you invisible in your own heart. Each moment spent with him was both a blessing and a curse, as you witnessed his happiness while concealing your own pain.
The chasm between you felt insurmountable, as if fate had drawn an uncrossable line. The nights were the hardest; tears streamed down your face as you clung to your own body, a frail attempt to fill the void he left in your soul.
You knew deep down that your dreams of being with him were nothing more than a delusion, a cruel mirage that danced on the edge of your reality. And yet, you held onto the sliver of hope that he might one day see you, might recognize the love that had been there all along. Not with her, with you.
The ache within your heart was a constant reminder of the cruelty of your position, but you refused to let go, even as the pain carved its mark into your soul. Your story was that of an unwavering and sorrowful longing, a tragic melody that only a hopeless romantic could compose.
His One And Only Damsel In Distress
Diluc x Fem!Y/n
(Fluff)
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You were a normal girl who sells red roses all year round. Especially on Valentine's Day when many people looked for them.
You looked like the person to have a quiet life but... You always got into the worst troubles. You were like, attracting danger towards you. Sometimes, bandits would jump you, sometimes you'd stumble upon a group of Fatui, unarmed.
Luckily, he was always there to save you. Diluc Ragnvindr. Your knight in shining armour, armed and prepared to help.
He might save you frequently but he could never get tired with it, for some reason. That day was just one of many normal days as you stumbled across Fatui yet again.
"Thank you so much for saving me again, Diluc.." you'd say as you fixed your hair, taking a few leaves out and throwing them onto the floor.
Of course, Diluc would just sigh and give you a small smile. "Yeah. What are you? A magnet of trouble?" He asked, chuckling a bit.
"Yeah, unfortunately." You laugh back, covering your mouth as you did. Both of you were inside the forest, deep inside.
Diluc walked beside you, laughing a bit now. "So must this be our form of bonding?"
You laugh right back as you brush a strand of stray hair off your face, nodding. You were both now just walking in the forest, teasing each other.
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As you both walk through the many flowers, you made a bold move, taking his hand in yours.
He felt his cheeks grown in a rosy hue, looking at his hand, intertwined with yours. He smiles a bit and held your hand tight.
"May I know why the damsel, always in distress, hold my hand?" He asks, chuckling as he held your hand.
You look at him and respond, "You probably must know already."
Diluc blushed, knowing what she meant. "Then if you must know.. I feel the same way, my damsel. I like you, too."
You felt your cheeks get hot as he pulls you into a hug. You hugged him back, too. You felt a warm feeling, a smile creeping up on your cheeks. "I like you very much, Diluc. Can I... Can I be your one and only damsel in distress?"

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