stardust

the only two real emotions are the desire to be loved and embarrassment 

lorde really wrote an album about being the kid that stayed home when people went out and had to keep a reputation of being nice and modest and polite but secretly wanting to go crazy and dance wildly and go running and bounding and sobbing but feeling as though your whole life hinges on other people giving you the opportunity to do it and so you feel as though you’re wasting your youth

celebrities like jk rowling will forever prove the point that even if you spent most of your life broke, once you’ve become disgustingly rich for longer than five years you completely lose touch with reality and how the world works which is why billionaires should not exist, in this essay i will

[calls a sex hotline] home alone shouldn’t have had a sequel. it should’ve been a one time thing. no i don’t want to talk dirty listen to me. home alone 2 was terrible