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Also Gustav

I hate them both and dont know much abt them but sure

Numita is homophobic and pushed his beliefs on Buck when she was younger so she had internalised it for years (cheers random fanfic I read years ago) 👍

Despite being homophobic he had gay sex while on a jungle expedition in the Amazon rainforest before marrying his wife. He hates thinking about it

Probably had expensive hobbies like hunting and wore those stupid fuck ugly beige safari clothes

I like to think he's dead post nuke ep

Wears Ruby red silk robes and sips whiskey infront of a fire and thinks he has aura when he just looks like a 🚬

VERY unshaved

Acts like Carter Pewterschmidt from Family Guy

I dont like him

He was part of a cult when he was a child that worshipped the paranormal and did occult like rituals. The trauma from the bloodshed and chanting haunts him deep through his veins and thats why he's so commanding and stern.

Grew up in a remote part of Iceland

Ill edit if I can think of anything more for him

Now Gustav!!!!

I also dont like him

Was "that one kid nobody invited/liked" when he was younger and for good reason too he was like that wannabe class clown that was just really annoying and tbh acts like Elon Musk, yknow reddit kid vibes

Is blind as a bat without his glasses

I bet he went home to his sad little apartment and watched his microwave ramen spin around while thinking about his sad life

Not even the Goc (or whoever he was secretly working for) liked him and often thought about just assassinating him bc he was too unreliable and annoying

Grew up in Latvia near the Russian border and thats where he found his shady contacts

He practices evil monologues in the mirror

If he didnt have that gun and it was just him and Buck she would've punched his ass so hard that he would've been knocked out in one punch

Witnessed the Chelyabinsk meteorite in the sky before hearing about the impact in the news later on

Lived on a farm and liked playing with the chickens

Kicked open the doors and he whipped me down the hall

I'm sliding and I'm bouncing off shit like a hockey puck