Numita. Make shit up about him and tell me
Also Gustav
I hate them both and dont know much abt them but sure
Numita is homophobic and pushed his beliefs on Buck when she was younger so she had internalised it for years (cheers random fanfic I read years ago) π
Despite being homophobic he had gay sex while on a jungle expedition in the Amazon rainforest before marrying his wife. He hates thinking about it
Probably had expensive hobbies like hunting and wore those stupid fuck ugly beige safari clothes
I like to think he's dead post nuke ep
Wears Ruby red silk robes and sips whiskey infront of a fire and thinks he has aura when he just looks like a π¬
VERY unshaved
Acts like Carter Pewterschmidt from Family Guy
I dont like him
He was part of a cult when he was a child that worshipped the paranormal and did occult like rituals. The trauma from the bloodshed and chanting haunts him deep through his veins and thats why he's so commanding and stern.
Grew up in a remote part of Iceland
Ill edit if I can think of anything more for him
Now Gustav!!!!
I also dont like him
Was "that one kid nobody invited/liked" when he was younger and for good reason too he was like that wannabe class clown that was just really annoying and tbh acts like Elon Musk, yknow reddit kid vibes
Is blind as a bat without his glasses
I bet he went home to his sad little apartment and watched his microwave ramen spin around while thinking about his sad life
Not even the Goc (or whoever he was secretly working for) liked him and often thought about just assassinating him bc he was too unreliable and annoying
Grew up in Latvia near the Russian border and thats where he found his shady contacts
He practices evil monologues in the mirror
If he didnt have that gun and it was just him and Buck she would've punched his ass so hard that he would've been knocked out in one punch
Witnessed the Chelyabinsk meteorite in the sky before hearing about the impact in the news later on
Lived on a farm and liked playing with the chickens
Ermmm thats it i thinks? Again ill edit if I think of anything else
