IT'S RED™

You ever think about how everyone takes for granted every pokemon trainer is an absolute dead shot with a pokeball? Used to be you could miss but that just isn't in the newer games. Nowadays the weakest pokemon trainer can out-throw the strongest professional league pitcher. Give one of these bug catchers a Ninjask in flight from 40 meters during a sandstorm and they'll nail it every time. God forbid they learn to throw knives.

Might come back to Tumblr just for the ability to freely threaten people. If you put some bs in my inbox that makes me want to disembowel you with a rake I want to express that clearly. Honestly. Sincerely.

Coconut isn't bad, you have a skill issue.

What am I talking about there's no posts here lmfao burn down what my lingering nostalgia and existential ennui

Feelin fresh, feelin funky, might burn the blog down for the insurance money again.

Just realized the smoldering ashes of my well burnt down blog resemble that of some sort of bot account and that’s making me wonder if the dizzying volume of blogs I don’t hear from anymore may have a small percentage occupied by people that blocked me thinking I was a robot so allow me to clarify I am most certainly sentient and not an aggregator looking to appear legitimate.