Merry Merry King of the Bush is He

Here to get sniped in the dick?

Hover over the names for explanations.

"If you're comin', you're payin' for gas."

"Are you here for ze new rooming arrangements?"

Better late than never for Valentine’s Day!

"Jesus, I thought they hired me ‘cuz I was special, not ‘cuz I’m replaceable. You think fuckin’ Scouts make as much as the rest a’ you? Like we can afford to retire before we hit our fuckin’ thirties?! I sure as hell ain’t pumpin’ gas for the rest a’ my life, I’ll tell you that much. Jus’ shoot me now.”

"None of us are all that special, mate. Aside from the years n' years of training that makes some of us professionals in our craft, that is." He chuckles softly, briefly sharing a faint, cocky smile. Another pat and he's on his way, brushing past Joey to return to whatever he keeps himself busy with most days.