#thatdouchespy

Send me a ❣ and I’ll gauge my character’s attraction to yours at this point in time.(meme source)

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nope no spit no lub e at all its revenge/angst smut so hes gonna go in dry gotta 

if murdoc is gonna get his respect he has to teach bennet whos the b0ss and he cant do that if hes nice

tfw a soldier stops a crouches towards u for forgiveness//

i dont get that sobs

its legit just. i was sitting and spawncamping a tele and a soldier walked into the sewer, started firing but i immediately just airblasted all of them so he walked away hoping id stop paying attention

i didnt

he died

so i die shortly after bc a heavy spawns facing me and another pyro takes my place and the guy (bc im spectating the pyro) comes back with his shotgun instead, IMMEDIATELY FIRING but stops when he sees there's no unusual and kills w/ his rocket launcher

then i come back and reflect a rocket in his face and

every subsequent meeting (and i can tell, i memorize loadouts) he switches his rocket launcher for his shotgun and its fucking hilarious

most the fics have them done very oocly as well and that always peeves me out //