One funny thing about the new Batman run is Batman being like “hey hallucination Alfred? Why didn’t you tell me about your great niece?” And the Alfred that I cannot stress enough is a figment of his imagination is like “well master Bruce, it was written in my will, which you have not read” and Bruce is then like “what’s this mysterious society she’s a part of?” And the Alfred, that is not real and does not know what real Alfred did, is like “that’s in the will as well” and Bruce. Still does not check that will
Tim takes a break from looking out for bruce to focus on his own mental health for five fucking minutes and he’s already out there doing shit like this, Tim’s gonna throttle this man
actually no Tim’s going to try and prevent himself from committing murder/suicide and Bernard’s gonna attempt to throttle bruce before he can
