Gotham's #1 Elevated Rail Enthusiast

If the new Batman media doesn't include the sky train, I don't want it.

wish everyone could perceive the Vague Concepts in my head because i just know you would looove my Vague Concepts. you would think im so smart if you saw the misty clouds of Vague Concepts floating around in my head. #MyVagueConcepts

we are so excited to announce that we will be opening the Children's Pizza Restaurant from the hit horror game franchise There's Murders At This Children's Pizza Restaurant

doxxing myself. I’m on a boat in the middle of the big blue sea near some islands and dolphins and other random nonsense

nothing says freedom like escaping the grind to swim with dolphins.

this made me giggle because the reason I was on a boat was to travel to an offshore island to do two full days of strenuous volunteer work for the department of conservation. they gave me a serrated knife and said go crazy boy we need your help

I'm in your house picking your shy, uptight man like a lock.

Tumblr did not “Goncharov” Poob. Poob is Glupp Shittoing Tubi/Pluto/Roku Channel/Hulu/etc.

none of these words are in the bible. or the dictionary, for that matter.

#While this is a joke#For the etymologists out there#Tumblr did not “goncharov” poob#translation: Tumblr is not making a fictitious thing called poob that we insist is real#Poob is glup shittoing (streaming services)#Translation: Poob is now a generic name for whatever streaming platform is out there when you don't feel like naming something specifically

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!

I wanna say that was Tenet?

holy fuck

I will always be in love with highly specialized incredibly niche knowledge. Humans are beautiful

Recently played House of Ashes and almost cried when they were putting ~40 y/o gas into the generator and fixing the electrical issues with duct tape.

I wanna say that was Tenet?

holy fuck

I will always be in love with highly specialized incredibly niche knowledge. Humans are beautiful

my farming sim game will have animal butchery as a normalized part of the gameplay loop to act as a lightning rod to draw all the discourse and thinkpieces away from topics that would annoy me more

in my farming sim game that has animal butchery as a normalized part of the gameplay loop, shipped products will be sold on a weekly basis, not a daily one. you get a big windfall once a week and then you budget around that. if you want more money in the interim you have to go sell to the local merchants whatever products they specialize in.

in my farming sim game, getting married to one of the townspeople will have a significant impact on your gameplay. if you marry the rival farmer, their smaller farm will be merged with yours. if you marry the town alchemist/doctor you get a buff to all your alchemy and you wake up from getting knocked out in your own home instead of their clinic. if you marry the priestess she uh, idk she does weather related divine magic for you so you can choose the weather, idk i haven't thought too hard about that one yet

my farming sim game will have a MILF you can actually F