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yeah screw the pinned post no one reads it anyway

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This online alias of ours is really just one big joke about our OCD, isn't it.
Is it someone dreaming of a utopia at the end of the world, or is it someone in the present day, conjuring illusions of the end against their will?
"Stop talking about your OCD," said nobody, since this would be cruel.
remember - if someone ever does, it means you got popular (curse) or you also amassed online people that care (good). let that fuel the ego
i waanna be a squid humanoid thing
some niche splatoon social media / squid research lab lore:
after splatoon 1’s story ended with its final splatfest, the SRL tumblr started posting about callie being missing, including a series of short stories about the squid sisters. these posts culminated in a story mode trailer for splatoon 2 with the following caption:
they did not anticipate that everyone would assume callie was DEAD. she lost the final splatfest and it LITERALLY KILLED HER.
the fandom began to lose their minds. it was absolute chaos. for a time, the phrase “but where’s Callie?” became a sleeper agent trigger word for anxious callie stans assuming the worst about their favorite girliepop. eventually Nintendo of America confirmed that she was indeed going to appear in the next game, which finally laid the “callie is DEAD” theories to rest.
fast forward to end-of-year 2019, when Nintendo of America took over for splatoon’s socials while SRL transitioned away from tumblr (temporarily). splatoon 2’s final splatfest was a loss for marina, which historically does not end well for the idol on the losing team, and the fandom was still on high alert from The Callie Incident. on their official instagram, NoA posted the following photo:
I think you see where this is going.
mass panic descended as splatoon 1 oldheads awakened en masse, activated by the forbidden phrase. assumptions were made. theories were crafted. people were sure that marina would end up being the antagonist of splatoon 3… or maybe she was DEAD.
as it turns out, she was the one taking the photo. a separate angle of the picture was posted on their facebook the next day, revealing that it was, in fact, their yearly “happy holidays” post from the dev team.
this is, in my opinion, one of the absolute funniest things the splatoon team has ever done. the specific wording they used was a laser-guided attack on the small percentage of people who lived through the “but where’s Callie?” days of yore, and the pandemonium it caused was 100% calculated.
Okay so. I'm generally pretty confident this is ZUN but now I'm just wondering. Which boss(es)?????

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some days u wanna end it all because of how very bad it all is but u have 2 remember whatever the fuck reason it is u shouldn't do that idk
wait i literally like to play and draw
Robot Girl Sally - Talk To A Human

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account
I've made a new version of my Reimu cursor with nicer sprites & more animations!
you can get it on...
itch.io vgen
(The original version is still up for free in both places)
genuinely find it funny that in the circles i am, the only thing exciting from this nintendo direct was a touhou 6 remake that wasn't even shown outside the japanese one
If you gaslight yourself hard enough you should be allowed to become a disembodied immortal spirit. As a treat.
THATS (almost) WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING FOR YEARS let me be a ghost free of physical form pleaseee i wanna be anywhere not body struggles
reblog if you think reimu's the most special girl ever. ignore if you hate women.

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Speaking of soccer is anyone on the Tetra good at it?
Ess and Tee are both decent at it, the twins are really good and uncannily well coordinated if they're on the same team, Ai is Not Good (as he is with all sports, my guy is not athletic at all), and Zed wasn't designed to play any sports but I think he'd make it work. Ex is relegated to goalie and is getting hit in the face with the ball. O is the ball.
already picturing someone hitting O with a phrase "here's your goddamn captain's report!" before O hits Ex or maybe Tee
If you make an outside world au of Touhou I think Marisa deserves to keep her witch hat still.
Her silly ass would still wear that damn hat and still do witchcraft!!