I Give In

carolina and wash are like, a pair of gay friends who kissed exactly once and were both so put off by the experience that they agreed to never talk about it again

DNI if: you’ve ever had a crush on your team’s tank, you ever fucked a rock outside your team’s base, you have ever been shot by your own teammates more than once, you had to be reminded that rocks aren’t people, you don’t know the difference between Texas and taxes, you ever had an alien’s baby, you helped a convicted criminal commit identity theft to replace someone on your team, you’ve ever had more than one Freelancer on your team, or you’ve never been a Red.

listen i am WELL aware of how terrible red vs blue is. i KNOW. im also seasons behind snd unlikely to ever catch up, because i do not care. but listen. i will always have a weak spot for inane comedies that heel face turn into somewhat serious stories, and theres just something about assholes being irredeemably assholes, and also hating each other with extreme passion, and sure theyre friends and theyd die for each other but they HATE each other. and im a slut for that.

I wonder if there's still people out there who think rvb stopped airing after 5 seasons