I Don't Like Being Taken For A Fool

“Who is this creature?“

“My conscience is clear.“

“How dare you defy me?“

“Be mine or you will burn.”

“The only fool I see is you!“

“You sure? Good day to try.“

“I ask for nothing. I can get by.”

“You do what you think is right.“

“You there, what are you hiding?”

“It’s not my fault! I’m not to blame!”

“You make your point quite vividly.”

“What? What am I supposed to do?“

“A lesson needs to be learned here.“

“But, she will be mine or she will burn.”

“Did you make all these things, yourself?”

“Just as soon as I free this poor creature.“

“Who is the monster and who is the man?”

“I’m sending it back to hell, where it belongs.“

“Will today be the day? Are you ready to fly?“

“You’ve got a funny way of showing gratitude.“

“I’m tired of trying to be something that I’m not.“

“You idiot! That wasn’t kindness, it was cunning!“

“Why is it, whenever we meet, I end up bleeding?“

“Are you always this charming, or am I just lucky?“

“You’re lucky. That arrow almost pierced your heart.“

“Go on. Nobody wants to be cooped up here forever.“

“I don’t know if you can hear me… or if you’re even there.”

“Shh. You’ll hide here until you’re strong enough to move.“

“Speaking of trouble, we should have run into some by now.“

“All my life, you have told me that the world is a dark, cruel place.“

“Alright, alright, just calm down. Just give me a chance to apologize.”

“You leave town for a couple of decades and they change everything.“

“You speak of justice, yet you are cruel to those most in need of your help!“

“But, now I see that the only thing dark and cruel about it is people like you!“

“You know I’m so much purer than the common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd!”

“Candlelight, privacy, music. Can’t think of a better place for hand-to-hand combat.”

                                   The  Price  of  F R E E D O M  is  steep. 

                           IND. SEL. PRV.     Z A C K  F A I R.   

send  one  of  these  in  to  see  my  muse’s  reaction (  add “ +reverse”  for  my  muse  to  do  the  action  to  yours ) !

[ be my valentine ]  to ask my muse to be your muse’s valentine.

[ ring in a box ]  to propose to my muse.

[ box of chocolates ]  to give my muse a box of chocolates.

[ romantic song ]  to serenade my muse with a romantic song.

[ flowers ]  to hand my muse a bouquet of their favourite flowers.

[ smooches ]  to kiss my muse on the lips.

[ cheek kiss ]  to kiss my muse on the cheek.

[ lingerie ]  to gift my muse sexy lingerie.

[ dinner ]  to ask my muse out to a fancy dinner.

[ breakfast ]  to surprise my muse with breakfast in bed.   

[ confession ]  to confess romantic feelings to my muse.

[ love letter ]  to give my muse a love letter.

[ chefs kiss ]  to cook my muse their favourite meal.

[ oversized teddy ]  to gift my muse a giant teddy bear.

[ cheesy ]  to tell my muse a cheesy pickup line ( bonus if you include the line ).   

[ chocolate strawberries ]  to gift my muse chocolate covered strawberries.

[ rom com ]  to have a rom com movie marathon with my muse.

[ jealousy ]  to get jealous that my muse has a different valentine.

[ bake off ]  to challenge my muse to a heart-shaped cake bake off.

[ slow dance ]  to slow dance with my muse.

[ bubble bath ]  to soak in a warm bubble bath with my muse.

Random edits. 4/?     //    ft @redheadedturk