I may be stupid

Luka’s used to hanging out in high places, but trying to see through the dark in a forest is not being made any easier by climbing the trees. Which is...a disappointment. He sighs, giving up and jumping down from his perch, landing in front of someone who’s...quite attractive. 

“Uh, hey there. Hope I didn’t startle you. I’m trying to decide if I should try to find the demons...or the witches.”

He frowns, as he looks in the direction he was told the witches lived in. He’s dealt with witches before--and demons, but the demons kind of scare him. Witches also kind of low-key scare the crap out of him, but he feels slightly more confident talking to them.

Eternal darkness isn’t too unusual for Luka to deal with. Well, maybe a little bit--but he’d also seen Bayonetta basically fight a god like, twice. Still, he’s been roped into helping bring back a Sage of Dark or whatever, and he’s decided that gathering raven feathers or maybe getting blood from a demon aren’t too hard. 

...On second thought, maybe he didn’t want to deal with demons. Angels were worse, but...

Alright, yeah, if he’s doing this, he’s not doing it alone, so he decides to hit up the closest attractive stranger.

cline / kris / crys(tal) 

mod sylthfarn coming at you with another muse instead of actually like, writing on the ones they already have

oops! all himbos

(bends down seductively to pick up a himbo) (bends down seductively to pick up a himbo) (bends down seductively to pick up a himbo) (bends down seductively to p

i’ve been replaying bayonetta For The Story and also bayo2 ig but we once again pretend that outfit never happened

luka’s my boi i used to rp him on discord bc i didn’t want to make icons and guess who’s boo boo the fucking fool

it’s me i have no icons

i’m rlly busy w school shit rn + other stuff but i promise i’ll write on my muses Soon

Luka Redgrave 

a flirty disaster journalist

stopped running from guards to flirt and then tripped over a flower stall

stupid and dramatic, but not an idiot

was dead set on proving bayonetta murdered his father but like, also flirted with her

luka: i hate you bc you murdered my father

bayonetta: 

luka: also u doin anything later or--

his dad’s name was antonio redgrave hm hmm why does that sound familiar-- (i don’t go to dmc don’t look @ me)

do NOT call him cheshire or he will yell

got a toddler addicted to lollipops

later worked with bayonetta and did research on the trinity of realities

wanna hear abt how our world is born from chaos? he’s ur man!

we pretend the bayo2 outfit never happened

either really brave or really stupid bc he got in between bayonetta and a dude that was basically god despite having no powers so like,

if you’re a shitty person he’s not going to like you

obsessed w the truth above all else

oh shit

oh fuck me